(no subject)

[glimmerous_fop]

For not being able to keep our tryst this past Friday, I sincerely apologize Herr Henry, I was really looking forward to such a rare opportunity.

Unfortunately, recent events prevented me from contacting you, namely, I was too hideous and short to set eyes on you.

I hope I can make it up to you.

Comments

ROFLMAO

[wearecowboys.livejournal.com]

Please, don't worry about it. I'm sure we could work out another day, but out of morbid curiosity: What happened?

:3

[herrglimmerous.livejournal.com]

Always generous, Herr.

Ah, well I'm sure you realized this past weekend there was some kind of body swapping event going on. I ended up in the pubescent body of a green-haired, badly-dressed, not-so-leggy, psychopath...

...and I'll be frank, I was pathetic, none of that ancestral survival instinct crap kicked in for me. It really was all for the best.

[wearecowboys.livejournal.com]

That's...quite a body you'd been swapped into. You must tell me more about it on our little date since I'm sure it'll make for a very interesting dinner conversation.

[herrglimmerous.livejournal.com]

If anything it was an enlightening experience. Up until now I had no idea what it was like to be despised by so many people. If anything it'll be a riveting story, you'll laugh, you'll cry or you just might laugh yourself to tears. I'm just glad I'm me again.

Speaking of dinner conversation, where are you taking me?

[wearecowboys.livejournal.com]

What with you being a prosecuting lawyer and all, I assumed you've at least had a taste. I'll try to dredge up a few tears, though I'm sure the story will be quite riveting indeed.

I was thinking of a nice seafood restaurant... oh, but I also forgot to mention that I am currently back in my homeland of Ireland. That doesn't bother you, does it?

[herrglimmerous.livejournal.com]

Well, you know, as a prosecutor it comes in smaller doses. Hah that gives me something else to look forward to!

Wow. No, no, it doesn't bother me at all. Actually it's been a while since I've been to Ireland, at least here in my world. I'd be interested in experiencing the Ireland that you're from, especially if the seafood is just as good. Last time I was in the area I all but lived on fish and chips.

[wearecowboys.livejournal.com]

I cannot say that the Irish are particularly well-known for their seafood, nor will it consist solely of Irish cuisine, but at least it'll be a place of variety, I assure you.

Anyway, whenever you are free for the night, I will come by and pick you up.


[ooc; the log is here~ (http://wearecowboys.livejournal.com/12943.html)]

[stripping.livejournal.com]

How many trysts have you set up lately?

[herrglimmerous.livejournal.com]

Ah...well as far as I know I have a date with Herr Henry and with you...but not at the same time.

Am I spoiling myself too much?

[stripping.livejournal.com]

Not too much, no. I would raise eyebrows if you had any more than that.

[herrglimmerous.livejournal.com]

Ah...well it's not very often I find myself being spoiled by someone else and Herr Henry is always pretty generous with me. I guess my vice is that I'm perpetually starved for attention.

But, don't think I'll forget about you either. I'm looking forward to spending time with you Herr Issei.

[stripping.livejournal.com]

...ah, yes. I'm also looking forward to that.

[herrglimmerous.livejournal.com]

I don't doubt that you are!I expect it to be fun and instructive, but most importantly it is a date.

[bare-my-fangs.livejournal.com]

The only thing I know about Henry is that he makes a hot girl, but lucky you. You sure as fuck get around, don't you?

[herrglimmerous.livejournal.com]

Undeniable, if I hadn't been a married woman during that virus I might have jumped her...I'm still not sure why I didn't.

Being surrounded by beautiful and interesting people makes keeping myself to myself difficult. By the way Michael, do you have any free weekends?

[bare-my-fangs.livejournal.com]

She was my 'sister in law' during that virus and I still tried to tap that.

For you? I think I could clear a space.

[herrglimmerous.livejournal.com]

That takes a great big pair of stones.

I made a promise to show you my gratitude by spoiling you, so next weekend I'm yours. If you think you can make room for me.

[bare-my-fangs.livejournal.com]

She was married to some loser. I had to step in, man.

Yeah, I think I could make room for that. It's not often I get spoiled.

[herrglimmerous.livejournal.com]

It was the chivalrous thing to do.

I'm honored then, I can be pretty generous when it comes to spoiling, so you're in luck.

[greenwithme.livejournal.com]

Stop with the ugly jokes! It's getting really old now...

[herrglimmerous.livejournal.com]

I mean internally, not just physically, and can you blame me...I'm still in shock!

[greenwithme.livejournal.com]

I am not ugly on the outside or the inside! I've got the same guts as you, don't I?

And how do you think I feel, huh?! The past few days haven't exactly been a cake walk for me either. Your stupid dog wouldn't stop growling at me, and that weird flying rodent tried to attack me!

[herrglimmerous.livejournal.com]

I'm talking about your personality, I've never had so many people pissed off at me at once.

Please, I spent the first night in your body sleeping in a tree and avoiding civilization. At least you had it cozy.

[greenwithme.livejournal.com]

...Yeah, I guess Greed's crew is still pissed off about that one time I impersonated him. Geez, you think they'd get over that by now.

Well, maybe you'll have a better appreciation of your fancy-ass house! You should see this as a lesson in humility and gratitude. In fact, you should be thanking me for giving you the opportunity to see what it's like living like the majority of us poor folks!

[herrglimmerous.livejournal.com]

The villagers weren't too pleased to see you either.

I don't need humility and gratitude, I already know where I'm lucky...you're just extremely unlucky and bad with people.