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A thorn in my side
Someone to be cautious of
It's kind of complicated
A friendship in progress
Would go partying with
Closer than my own brother
Would treat to a date
Lust at first sight
Be still my beating heart

Current Relationships )
Former or off Community Relationships )

[ooc: I think I've covered just about everyone, but if I've missed someone feel free to comment...or comment if you wish to further embellish on their relationship. I'm jut keeping it simple.]
glimmerous_fop: (♪ days like this)
For not being able to keep our tryst this past Friday, I sincerely apologize Herr Henry, I was really looking forward to such a rare opportunity.

Unfortunately, recent events prevented me from contacting you, namely, I was too hideous and short to set eyes on you.

I hope I can make it up to you.
glimmerous_fop: (♪ flirt)
Hope everyone had a happy holiday. I was pleasantly surprised by my oma and opa this year. They flew all the way out to L.A. to see me...and bless them, they didn't bring my parents.

I didn't get back to the office until late this afternoon so it was a nice treat to find presents for me there too.

Henry, the book you put together is amazing, I'm sure it took you a while to find all of those compositions and put them all together like this.

That mirror you gave me, Herr Greed, is absurd...I love it. I spent an entire afternoon putting things in front of it...and I've found a very practical use for it.

Herr Justice, I'm not sure who Sheryl Nome is, but the CD was superb and so were the plecks! As for the finger painting...I wonder who gave you that bit of inspiration. It's going on my wall in the office!

Daryan I had a nice chat, sorry I couldn't stay a little longer, but visiting time was limited. Hope you enjoyed the gifts.

Danke Schön!

On a more serious note...is it un-neighborly to want to put up a hedge between your home and your new neighbor's home? I say this because I have these new neighbors...moved in not too long ago and they have a very interesting lifestyle. They're nice people and all but... I did get some very unhelpful advice when I went to the office. An associate of mine told me to write an anonymous letter...a brilliant idea in theory until you get down to the writing:

Dear Neighbors,

Not that I don't enjoy the view, but your bedroom window looks right into my bedroom window. I would be much obliged if you'd invest in some curtains.

Signed,
Anonymous


You can see the gaping holes in this can't you? And it's like watching a train wreck, you don't really want to, but when it's there for all the world to see it it's just kind of hard to look away. Then you want to go burn your corneas out with some liquid plumber. You see the dilemma?
glimmerous_fop: (♪ wtf are you doing)
[When the video cuts on the viewer has total access to a vast and strikingly showy living room. Standing in the very center wearing black yoga pants and a pair of panda bear slippers is Klavier, this is a side of him never seen in public. He has a guitar in his hand, this is obviously a very expensive guitar as it is completely made of gilded gold…yes Klavier would splurge on a guitar made entirely of gold. He’s surrounded by some sound equipment and other studio gear, he takes a few moments to adjust himself before playing 55 seconds of the best moment of the viewer’s life--]

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[--After that everything goes dead silent for roughly 5 seconds before the sound of something tearing around in the background can be heard, something admittedly large. Then the viewer sees a rather sizable and sturdy looking golden retriever half running and half sliding in and out of the camera’s field of vision. Klavier’s standing there with a very tolerant expression on his face waiting until the dog darts out of the living room and out onto the patio. Almost certain that it’s safe he makes to strike up another tune before stilling…pausing almost in terror. A galloping rampage could be heard, the sound of things being knocked over and a loud *pouf* like a pillow making contact with something hard also fills the air. Klavier can be seen trying to back away, his gilded guitar raised above his head.]

No Vongole! Stop…stay…cease and desist…WAIT!

[Unfortunately there is no traction on the floor and the dog slides right into Klavier, rearing back on his hind legs so that his front paws nail Klavier right in the chest. Klavier backpedals several feet and falls ass over teacups over the back of his red couch and out of the camera’s field of vision. The viewer can still hear though and what follows is a sickening *screech* followed by a sharp *twang* and the sound of Klavier’s tormented wailing.]

MY GUITAAAAR!

[Moments later Klavier’s head pops up and he lays the guitar with its snapped strings on the back of the couch. He looks like he could either bust into tears or laugh hysterically, but he chooses to stare ahead just as Vongole’s head pops up right beside him. The dog proceeds to slobber all over his face and hair effectively working the normally neat and tamed locks into a messy cowlick before staring expectantly at Klavier.]

Nein…nein, I won’t forgive you…this is just too painful…my guitar!

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