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[glimmerous_fop]

For not being able to keep our tryst this past Friday, I sincerely apologize Herr Henry, I was really looking forward to such a rare opportunity.

Unfortunately, recent events prevented me from contacting you, namely, I was too hideous and short to set eyes on you.

I hope I can make it up to you.

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[greenwithme.livejournal.com]

That's only because he's got a bunch of lackeys to do his grunt work for him.

Like I even need to use you to cause drama. You're pretty good at causing enough drama all on your own, you attention-whore.

[herrglimmerous.livejournal.com]

Well there you go, that's Greed's skill. Charisma.

And yet you do, every chance you get, so do us both a favor and don't.

[greenwithme.livejournal.com]

What, you're saying I don't have enough charisma? I've got more charisma in my little finger than Greed's got in his entire body!

I already said that I can't, so just shut up about it already! You're starting to sound like a broken record.

[herrglimmerous.livejournal.com]

I guess the proof is in the pudding, Envy.

I don't mean that. There are other ways you can use me without taking my shape, that prank you pulled...and every time you try to irritate him by calling me his precious little peach or whatever it is you do to give off the wrong impression. That comes back on me too.

[greenwithme.livejournal.com]

Which, by the way, you wouldn't let me eat while I was stuck in your body.

Heh heh... That was a pretty good prank, wasn't it? But seriously, you are his precious little peach, even if he won't admit it. That's why he gets so pissed off. It's not because it's not true, but because it is true, and he just doesn't want anyone to know. Kinda like some dumb kid with a school yard crush, you know?

[herrglimmerous.livejournal.com]

Something tells me you didn't exactly follow my diet to the letter.

It was disgusting, I don't want to be part of it again. As for Greed, you're thinking about it too much.

[greenwithme.livejournal.com]

Hey! You said, and I quote, "one parfait per day." You didn't say how big I could make it~♥ Don't worry! I didn't use the biggest glasses you had, so you know.

The way you both deny it makes me even more certain that it's true!

[herrglimmerous.livejournal.com]

Yes, my body has been talking to me about the compromises you've been making with yourself.

I think you're delusional.

[greenwithme.livejournal.com]

Oh? And what's it been saying, hm~? I might have cheated a little on the diet, but I've made up for it by taking plenty of baths and visiting that salon place you mentioned... I'm thinking maybe I could get used to having someone else take care of my hair for me~♥

You're entitled to your opinion, even if it's dead wrong.

[herrglimmerous.livejournal.com]

If you say so, but I've noticed the change.

It's not, you've just got the wrong idea.

[greenwithme.livejournal.com]

What change? I told you, I didn't dye your hair, or get any piercings, or tattoos, or stretch marks, or anything like that!

But if you're referring to the dog bite, that was not my fault, and you know it! If anything, I should be suing you for damages! Flea-bitten mutt needs some more obedience training, or something...

[herrglimmerous.livejournal.com]

I mean weight, I notice the change in weight. I'm not pleased about it, but I guess it could be worse.

[greenwithme.livejournal.com]

Oh, what, like one measly little pound! You still fit into all your clothes just fine!

And while we're on the subject of who's been abusing who's body... What the hell happened to my skin? Did you scrub it with sandpaper or something?!

[herrglimmerous.livejournal.com]

Six, and my clothes still fit, but I see it in my face.

Sorry about that, got a little carried away in the shower, but on a good note your nails are in great condition. Consider yourself lucky, you could have walked away looking like Swiss cheese, I was shot at and Greed protected that body...you should thank him.

[greenwithme.livejournal.com]

Stop lying! Your face is the last place that fat accumulates. It usually goes to your ass or thighs first!

And don't think I've forgotten about that, either! You seriously owe me one for nearly getting me killed! And there's no way in hell I'm thanking Greed! It's his fault I got shot at in the first place!

[herrglimmerous.livejournal.com]

I'm not going to talk about the fit of my pants with you.

I didn't let your body get shot at, it's just that Herr Greed has this shoot on command thing where you're concerned and he didn't have time to lift the command for me so when I stepped into the bar I was shot at. And you don't have the right to get payback, Greed used himself as a shield risking himself and de Killer's body. You're fine.

[greenwithme.livejournal.com]

God damn, you're not going to let this go, are you?

See? This is exactly why I didn't want you to hang around the Devil's Nest with him! But did you listen to me? Noooooooooooooooooo... You coulda hopped on a train to Liore and laid low with Lavi, but you had to go and put your faith in that stupid, short-sighted, incompetent moron!

I've got every right to get payback! You keep bitching about gaining a few pounds, and I nearly lost my body to your stupidity! You owe me big time!

[herrglimmerous.livejournal.com]

I had no intention of laying low with a stranger, I wanted to stay with someone who knew the both of us and the best candidate was Greed. He kept his word and I kept mind and he was pretty good to your body considering.

Three bullets is nothing compared to those pounds, over all your body was unchanged and unharmed. And you got to help yourself to my house and my lifestyle, so I say we're even.

d-daaaw... if only lavi could see this...

[greenwithme.livejournal.com]

He's not a stranger to me, or my body! He's a good guy, a real stand up kinda guy. He wouldn't let anything bad happen to you, even if you are a stranger. That's just the sort of person he is. Sticking his neck out for others, even when they don't deserve it. A justice freak like you oughta be familiar with that type of person...

Unchanged, huh? Then what's up with these clothes? And my hair? Trying to make me look like you, or something? You know purple isn't my color!

lol he'd so get the wrong impression

[herrglimmerous.livejournal.com]

So you are in love with him?

It's better than what you could have looked like, Herr Greed was throwing S&M body modifications at me. Besides, Herr Greed was the one who dressed me and I wasn't going to complain. First of all I didn't mind the clothing so much and he was taking care of you and me, be grateful. As for the hair, you can wash away a style, pounds aren't so easy, you can't just wave and make them disappear.

oh god, envy is so awkward and tsundere right now

[greenwithme.livejournal.com]

I don't see how that's any business of yours!

Oh, cry me a fucking river, why don't you? At least you have enough to eat! I bet you've never gone to bed hungry in your entire life! Ungrateful bastard... You've got no idea how hard some people have got it, do you?

lol

[herrglimmerous.livejournal.com]

You're throwing it in my face, it's pretty obvious even if it isn't my business.

You'd be surprised, though I've never been a poor man as a philanthropist I like to know the people that I help. The difference between you and I is that you might not have much to your name, but you're self-serving...and even when you were a Homunculus, I imagine you didn't have much to worry about either...you were still self-serving.

That's how I know you're in love, just so you know.

[greenwithme.livejournal.com]

I-I am not! I'm just saying that Lavi's a more trustworthy person than Greed, that's all!

Yeah, I had it easy as a Homunculus. Father provided me with everything I needed. And if I wanted something, I could take it by force or manipulation. Survival of the fittest, after all.

How can you tell?! You're drawing some really weird conclusions based on an argument that's not even relevant to the situation!

[herrglimmerous.livejournal.com]

You seem so passionate about it.

So you get the difference, it's not that I don't understand what it means to be destitute, I've lived the life. You just can't hold my being born wealthy against me, couldn't help that, but I did choose to make it on my own steam.

Preferential treatment. The way you talk about him, the way you favor him, the way you treat him. You're not always kind, but he's different from every one else, he stands on a different platitude. Even if it's platonic.

[greenwithme.livejournal.com]

You're imagining things...

Yeah, right. You only know what it means to be destitute because you got stuck with my body.

S-So what?! You get preferential treatment from Greed, don't you? It's not like people treat everyone the same: people treat the things they like better than the things they don't. That's how it works. Not that difficult of a concept.