Klavier Gavin (
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For not being able to keep our tryst this past Friday, I sincerely apologize Herr Henry, I was really looking forward to such a rare opportunity.
Unfortunately, recent events prevented me from contacting you, namely, I was too hideous and short to set eyes on you.
I hope I can make it up to you.
Unfortunately, recent events prevented me from contacting you, namely, I was too hideous and short to set eyes on you.
I hope I can make it up to you.
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But if you're referring to the dog bite, that was not my fault, and you know it! If anything, I should be suing you for damages! Flea-bitten mutt needs some more obedience training, or something...
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And while we're on the subject of who's been abusing who's body... What the hell happened to my skin? Did you scrub it with sandpaper or something?!
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Sorry about that, got a little carried away in the shower, but on a good note your nails are in great condition. Consider yourself lucky, you could have walked away looking like Swiss cheese, I was shot at and Greed protected that body...you should thank him.
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And don't think I've forgotten about that, either! You seriously owe me one for nearly getting me killed! And there's no way in hell I'm thanking Greed! It's his fault I got shot at in the first place!
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I didn't let your body get shot at, it's just that Herr Greed has this shoot on command thing where you're concerned and he didn't have time to lift the command for me so when I stepped into the bar I was shot at. And you don't have the right to get payback, Greed used himself as a shield risking himself and de Killer's body. You're fine.
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See? This is exactly why I didn't want you to hang around the Devil's Nest with him! But did you listen to me? Noooooooooooooooooo... You coulda hopped on a train to Liore and laid low with Lavi, but you had to go and put your faith in that stupid, short-sighted, incompetent moron!
I've got every right to get payback! You keep bitching about gaining a few pounds, and I nearly lost my body to your stupidity! You owe me big time!
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Three bullets is nothing compared to those pounds, over all your body was unchanged and unharmed. And you got to help yourself to my house and my lifestyle, so I say we're even.
d-daaaw... if only lavi could see this...
Unchanged, huh? Then what's up with these clothes? And my hair? Trying to make me look like you, or something? You know purple isn't my color!
lol he'd so get the wrong impression
It's better than what you could have looked like, Herr Greed was throwing S&M body modifications at me. Besides, Herr Greed was the one who dressed me and I wasn't going to complain. First of all I didn't mind the clothing so much and he was taking care of you and me, be grateful. As for the hair, you can wash away a style, pounds aren't so easy, you can't just wave and make them disappear.
oh god, envy is so awkward and tsundere right now
Oh, cry me a fucking river, why don't you? At least you have enough to eat! I bet you've never gone to bed hungry in your entire life! Ungrateful bastard... You've got no idea how hard some people have got it, do you?
lol
You'd be surprised, though I've never been a poor man as a philanthropist I like to know the people that I help. The difference between you and I is that you might not have much to your name, but you're self-serving...and even when you were a Homunculus, I imagine you didn't have much to worry about either...you were still self-serving.
That's how I know you're in love, just so you know.
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Yeah, I had it easy as a Homunculus. Father provided me with everything I needed. And if I wanted something, I could take it by force or manipulation. Survival of the fittest, after all.
How can you tell?! You're drawing some really weird conclusions based on an argument that's not even relevant to the situation!
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So you get the difference, it's not that I don't understand what it means to be destitute, I've lived the life. You just can't hold my being born wealthy against me, couldn't help that, but I did choose to make it on my own steam.
Preferential treatment. The way you talk about him, the way you favor him, the way you treat him. You're not always kind, but he's different from every one else, he stands on a different platitude. Even if it's platonic.
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Yeah, right. You only know what it means to be destitute because you got stuck with my body.
S-So what?! You get preferential treatment from Greed, don't you? It's not like people treat everyone the same: people treat the things they like better than the things they don't. That's how it works. Not that difficult of a concept.
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I know what it means to be destitute because I've lived in one room huts in third world countries.
I don't get preferential treatment, I get individual treatment and you made my point--people treat people differently. You're unpleasant to most individuals, Lavi is an exceptional exception.
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Yeah, you do. He thinks you're kinda like a girl, so you get some of that preferential treatment because of that.
...How about this? I stop talking about your relationship with Greed, and you stop talking about my relationship with Lavi. Deal?
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It's not exceptional, he's just confused.
That's fair.
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He doesn't handle gender confusion very well. And he's a liar, claiming he likes men, when you're the only man he's ever fucked, I'm sure. That makes you even more special!
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I can't prove anything other than he gets a little antsy during sex and he doesn't like being topped.
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Like I said, he's too rigid about gender roles. He's got these set ideas about what it means to "be a man" and what it means to "be a woman". That's why he treats women different from men. It's all part of that chivalrous code of his or something. He can't stand the thought of being feminized, because he sees it as "weak," but what he doesn't know is that women can wield a lot of power... They just use it in a way different from men, that's all~♥
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Like I said, I can't prove anything and it's not like it's that big of a deal, a little irritating certainly.
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It was a human who created the first Homunculus. And it was humans who kept him captive and made him a slave because they desired forbidden knowledge! We were the ones who were victimized first! Why shouldn't I give humans a taste of their own medicine?
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