glimmerous_fop | Entries tagged with tyki

♫ A thorn in my side
♫ Someone to be cautious of
♫ It's kind of complicated
♫ A friendship in progress
♫ Would go partying with
♫ Closer than my own brother
♫ Would treat to a date
♫ Lust at first sight
♫ Be still my beating heart

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( Former or off Community Relationships )

[ooc: I think I've covered just about everyone, but if I've missed someone feel free to comment...or comment if you wish to further embellish on their relationship. I'm jut keeping it simple.]

[When the video cuts on the viewer has total access to a vast and strikingly showy living room. Standing in the very center wearing black yoga pants and a pair of panda bear slippers is Klavier, this is a side of him never seen in public. He has a guitar in his hand, this is obviously a very expensive guitar as it is completely made of gilded gold…yes Klavier would splurge on a guitar made entirely of gold. He’s surrounded by some sound equipment and other studio gear, he takes a few moments to adjust himself before playing 55 seconds of the best moment of the viewer’s life--]

( Read more... )

[--After that everything goes dead silent for roughly 5 seconds before the sound of something tearing around in the background can be heard, something admittedly large. Then the viewer sees a rather sizable and sturdy looking golden retriever half running and half sliding in and out of the camera’s field of vision. Klavier’s standing there with a very tolerant expression on his face waiting until the dog darts out of the living room and out onto the patio. Almost certain that it’s safe he makes to strike up another tune before stilling…pausing almost in terror. A galloping rampage could be heard, the sound of things being knocked over and a loud *pouf* like a pillow making contact with something hard also fills the air. Klavier can be seen trying to back away, his gilded guitar raised above his head.]

No Vongole! Stop…stay…cease and desist…WAIT!

[Unfortunately there is no traction on the floor and the dog slides right into Klavier, rearing back on his hind legs so that his front paws nail Klavier right in the chest. Klavier backpedals several feet and falls ass over teacups over the back of his red couch and out of the camera’s field of vision. The viewer can still hear though and what follows is a sickening *screech* followed by a sharp *twang* and the sound of Klavier’s tormented wailing.]

MY GUITAAAAR!

[Moments later Klavier’s head pops up and he lays the guitar with its snapped strings on the back of the couch. He looks like he could either bust into tears or laugh hysterically, but he chooses to stare ahead just as Vongole’s head pops up right beside him. The dog proceeds to slobber all over his face and hair effectively working the normally neat and tamed locks into a messy cowlick before staring expectantly at Klavier.]

Nein…nein, I won’t forgive you…this is just too painful…my guitar!

Current Mood: crushed

[Klavier doesn't really mind this virus, he's actually found an outlet for his sexy thoughts.

Art.

There is an array of sexy things featured on a table in plain view of his computer, each one of these sexy things has a clay model twin.

Klavier himself can be seen wearing a black tank top, a pair of jean and a banana not too far away. He's working on a clay sculpture of a woman. He's finished her head and torso and she's topless, there's something very familiar about her as well because she looks like this woman here.

Worrying a detailing tool between his lips he takes a few steps back. He holds his fingers up in the shape of "L's" creating a rectangular frame. He looks at his amazing work though the frame of his fingers.

After a moment he removes the tool from his lips.]

I think her boobs were a little smaller...

...

...Oh well...she can't say I didn't do her justice!

Kristoph: A mani and pedi kit and a week long spa vacation.
Apollo: A relaxation sound machine and the scales of justice paperweight. Yes, pun is intended.
Trucy: The Big Book of Magic Fun and at least a dozen Magic Kits.
Edgeworth: His gift will arrive anonymously, he will get a bottle of Cristal Champagne and some crystal glasses to go with it. In a suspicious looking brown package he'll find a ankle and wrist Cuff Kit, the fuzzy kind, in purple.
Phoenix: An Oris Chronis wrist watch
Franziska: Though reluctant she receives a whip care and repair kit from Klavier.
Tyki and Zechs: For Tyki he'll receive a card with a quarter in it *winkwinknudgenudge* the couple will also get an edible, gourmet Body Talk kit and set of glow-in-the-dark love dice.
Michael: Gets a nice Kama Sutra kit with a card attached that suggests Klavier is willing to play with Michael and his kit any time.
Azula: A necklace made with pearls, fire opals, citrine and gold roundshells.

[It's a little late, but here it is]

While being a seventeen year old high school student was a...blast...I can say I'm quite content with the way things are at the moment. I do not envy them their work load...and all of that daunting work, igitt!

[Locked from Kristoph]
For those of you who had Kristoph as a teacher, I can't say that I pity you much, though I'm sure he was hard on you.

...

Speaking of which, where am I going to find a fir or a spruce around here on such short notice, I don't have any blue and silver decorations either...and Goose...I'm not much of a cook though I don't think he's expecting me to be...

...I don't think his expectations are too high at all.

Damn it.

I'm still surprised that he's coming here actually, but how...I guess it doesn't really matter...

And what am I going to do about Vongole?

I'm glad Eierlikör and mulled wine fit in with tradition...otherwise I doubt I'd make it.
[/Locked]

Current Mood: stressed

[Klavier should probably look more distressed than he/she actually is, but for reason's unknown--perhaps vanity--he/she's checking themeself out in a nearby mirror]

Well...I'll have to hand it to you community, you've done not bad, ja? I suppose asking myself what kind of virus this is would be redundant...I think I can see for myself anyway...

[Pokes his/her own boob curiously and starts humming the old "watch it wiggle, see it jiggle" Jell-O song to himself/herself]

This probably shouldn't be so amusing...and it has to be said, I'm the prettiest girl in town!

[Giggles, and for the first time he/she looks a little shocked. Points at himself/herself in the mirror in reprimand]

Now that, you will not do...eh...

[Turns away from the mirror and sits in front of the computer, still looking amused. Props his head in his hands and leans forward.]

And it seems I'm not the only one either. Well, this isn't so bad...it could be worse I suppose, but it does present a problem. While these [gropes his/her own boobs to emphasise what he/she is talking about] are primo, they are going to make it difficult to get around, ja?

I suppose I should change my name for a few days, Klavier Gavin isn't going to work. What's a good, solid, female name?

[ooc: feeling oh so pretty?]

While I'm sure I could rock anything, including a trash bag, with good looks that anyone would be envious of...but I think this may be a little over the top...even for me.

I'd rather be naked, but I can't seem to get it off.

Current Mood: pensive

Since I'm too much of a hedonist I didn't really celebrate Allerheiligen and Allerseelen, but I lit some candles as my way of paying homage to the deceased. That's about as far as I get every year.

I have friends in Germany who are insisting I attend the Martinstag celebration, just around the corner. I'll think about it, I guess I could use a small break from all of the pent up tension...and it has been a while since since I've been to the Cologne Carnival...maybe I'll get to be one of the three Dreigestirn...ahhh childhood dreams. Out of the Jungfrau, Prinz, and Bauer I wanted to be the Prinz, naturally! I can't see myself as the Bauer and I doubt anyone would want to see me as a Jungfrau...lightening would strike! Though I'm sure there is a market for unusal fetishes.

Hmmm...I may take the time off.

Current Mood: drained

( cut for Klavier's ramblings concerning his latest case )

Current Mood: anxious

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Achtung, Baby!

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