glimmerous_fop: (♪ beautiful melody)
[See Klavier...he's fast asleep on a long and broad red couch, he's probably so much cuter asleep than when he's awake. It looks to be the middle of the day, an unusual time for sleeping, but he is out cold and he's not the most interesting thing on the couch. No, peeking out from underneath Klavier's hand where it is very content and warm is this little creature and on the edge of the couch Vongole can be seen, his head resting on Klavier's arm and he's watching the creature very intently, whimpering softly]
glimmerous_fop: (♪ ahem)
[See Klavier…and see him as you’ve never seen him before—surrounded by books, folders, mountains of papers. He’s a man who looks as though he could use some sun, a few good meals and a nice long rest! He also looks more rugged than usual, he seems to have missed out on a few of his fundamental bathroom routines such as the usual hair styling and shaving—he’s accumulated a few days worth of five o’clock shadows.

He can bee seen scribbling something very intensely onto a sheet of paper, almost as though the paper offends him. Who knows, maybe it does! He stays like this for several minutes writing vigorously before suddenly throwing down his pencil and making a grab for a stopwatch around his neck.]


Time!

[He looks down at the stopwatch a somewhat exasperated expression forms on his face, his free hand is attempting to shake the numbness from all of that writing away.]

Not good enough…not nearly where I want to be yet.

[Klavier leans back in his seat scrubbing at his face with the palms of his hand.]

Ach weh! When did I become so serious [excellent timing because right on cue a low growling, rumbling can be heard and Klavier glances down at his stomach] uh…that’s…very attractive. I suppose that means you want to be fed? But there's still so much to do!
glimmerous_fop: (♪ wtf are you doing)
[When the video cuts on the viewer has total access to a vast and strikingly showy living room. Standing in the very center wearing black yoga pants and a pair of panda bear slippers is Klavier, this is a side of him never seen in public. He has a guitar in his hand, this is obviously a very expensive guitar as it is completely made of gilded gold…yes Klavier would splurge on a guitar made entirely of gold. He’s surrounded by some sound equipment and other studio gear, he takes a few moments to adjust himself before playing 55 seconds of the best moment of the viewer’s life--]

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[--After that everything goes dead silent for roughly 5 seconds before the sound of something tearing around in the background can be heard, something admittedly large. Then the viewer sees a rather sizable and sturdy looking golden retriever half running and half sliding in and out of the camera’s field of vision. Klavier’s standing there with a very tolerant expression on his face waiting until the dog darts out of the living room and out onto the patio. Almost certain that it’s safe he makes to strike up another tune before stilling…pausing almost in terror. A galloping rampage could be heard, the sound of things being knocked over and a loud *pouf* like a pillow making contact with something hard also fills the air. Klavier can be seen trying to back away, his gilded guitar raised above his head.]

No Vongole! Stop…stay…cease and desist…WAIT!

[Unfortunately there is no traction on the floor and the dog slides right into Klavier, rearing back on his hind legs so that his front paws nail Klavier right in the chest. Klavier backpedals several feet and falls ass over teacups over the back of his red couch and out of the camera’s field of vision. The viewer can still hear though and what follows is a sickening *screech* followed by a sharp *twang* and the sound of Klavier’s tormented wailing.]

MY GUITAAAAR!

[Moments later Klavier’s head pops up and he lays the guitar with its snapped strings on the back of the couch. He looks like he could either bust into tears or laugh hysterically, but he chooses to stare ahead just as Vongole’s head pops up right beside him. The dog proceeds to slobber all over his face and hair effectively working the normally neat and tamed locks into a messy cowlick before staring expectantly at Klavier.]

Nein…nein, I won’t forgive you…this is just too painful…my guitar!

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