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a private moment with klavier

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[See Klavier...he's fast asleep on a long and broad red couch, he's probably so much cuter asleep than when he's awake. It looks to be the middle of the day, an unusual time for sleeping, but he is out cold and he's not the most interesting thing on the couch. No, peeking out from underneath Klavier's hand where it is very content and warm is this little creature and on the edge of the couch Vongole can be seen, his head resting on Klavier's arm and he's watching the creature very intently, whimpering softly]

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[Roll? Roll? No one ever taught him how to roll...Kristoph only taught him the practical things like sit, lay, and fetch. Vongole starts bucking around like a bull, but the little creature is still hanging on with it's little hand-like claws.

After a second or two Vongole runs into a table startling the creature into action again. It starts gliding around the room from one spot to the next. Vogole follows it closely hopping up and down until the little guy finally glides onto the screen where it's now face to face with Greed.

It's followed by Vongole a second later who is then followed by Klavier who stops Vogole right before the retriever has the chance to knock the computer over.]

Nein...down Vongole!

[Greed is pretty sure the team he was rooting for lost this round. It's like watching the remaining players of a poker hand after folding. Once Vongole runs into the table, Greed slinks back against the couch with a sigh, embarrassed for the dog. At least there's the promise of property destruction.]

What's up? [It's not really clear if he's dryly greeting Klavier or the animal whose face is so prominent in the video.]

Come on...good boy...lay down...[Klavier finally manages to pry Vongole off of the table where he obediently curls up on a rug still watching the creature that quickly leaps onto and attaches itself to Klavier.

Once Klavier finally notices Greed's face on his computer he has to do a double take...he just woke up after all.] Herr?

[He could explain that the video was on, but that would require Greed to provide simple, useful and obvious information freely and and without complications or headaches. Instead, he gives a two fingered wave.] Morning.

Morning [Is it still morning? Rubs at his eyes with the back of his hand and as he does the little creature takes the opportunity to climb into his shirt causing Klavier to do this funny little jerk before going in after it.] A...ah...how long have you been there, Herr?

[Regardless of the hour, he's extremely self satisfied with catching Klavier vulnerably sleeping, confused, and now being lovingly assaulted by some friendly flying... thing.] Don't worry about bein' asleep on me, I was entertained.

I can't see how unless you find sleeping people entertaining. [Klavier finally manages to scoop it out from under his shirt. Reaching over the back of the couch he grabs a pullover hoodie and manages to wriggle into it before letting the little creature climb into one of the pockets.] So I guess something happened while I was sleeping that entertained you, huh?

Something happening sounds more likely than me bein' entertained by watchin' a high class lawyer sleep on a couch with a flying rat. If yer still tired, I can let'cha go back to that.

Hn...looks down at his pocket where there is a curled up lump] Oh...Viola...she's not a flying rat...she's a gliding marsupial...like...like...kangaroos...koalas...and opossums. So...what did happen?

Think I'd rather have flying rats than flying opossums. They're vicious little fuckers. Could've been a blood bath right there on on top of yer magic fingers. Which could've been more fun, now that I think about it...

Well fortunately this little girl isn't a opossum...she's a sugar glider and she's bonded to me so she won't bite me. I'd rather be nipped at by her than a rat.

Sugar glider? Sounds more like some kinda toy that should come with kid's candy. How many pets do you keep, anyway?

Well it makes sense, sugar gliders glide and they like sweet things.

Pets? For the time being I only have two, Vongole was my brother's retriever and Viola is a birthday gift.

Had a birthday recently? Yer 26 now?

Not exactly, she's an early gift, my birthday is still a week away.

[Greed makes a face, purses his lips, drums his fingers absently on the back of the couch... then promptly shrugs it all off.]

Guess that means you didn't party 'til you passed out on the couch, then.

Nein, last night was one of those regular working schmo things. It's the holiday season so I'm trying to shovel myself out from under as much work as possible before the end of the week. It's my gift to myself.

Holiday season? I think you're overshooting what a big deal your birthday is, Hot Shot.

I'm not overshooting, that's why I'm using the remainder of this week to finish my work for the rest of the year. I won't be accepting anymore cases either. That way I can focus on everything else, my birthday which is always a pretty big deal...and then there's Christmas, a challenge.

Calling your birthday a holiday is definitely overshooting it. So, what kinda challenge is Christmas?

Ah...my birthday isn't a holiday, it's not like I ever overdo it...since it is three days before Hanukkah.

Ah...well the Christmas challenge...I usually do some benefits for children hospitals...then there's trying to figure out what gifts to get people.

Really? You seem like the type to make a big deal out of yer birthday. You know, [Lavishly outstretched arms and dramatic motions] "How lucky the world is that I'm here to occupy it with my good looks! [Attempt to air guitar--it is clear he's never held a guitar in his life] My music! [Cups his chin and flashes his best photogenic smile] My hotness! [crosses his arms and nods sagely] Lucky old world!" [When he's finished mocking Klavier, Greed plops back against the couch, much less animated.] or something...

So, Christmas is some philanthropic image thing you do. And, what's Hanukkah?

Nah...birthdays stop being a big deal once you're legally able to drink. I like something simple and classy because I am an adult. [and he snorts a laugh because Greed's guitar posture is awful] Besides, the world is already lucky that I grace it on a daily basis. There's no need to celebrate it.

No, I do philanthropic work year round, It wouldn't be right to use one specific holiday or season to do something good, but it's also unfair that this time of year some people get so much while others get so little. Everything is always...amplified...around this time of year. People are more charitable, it makes it easier for me to motivate people. It's the organization that's the problem.

Hanukkah? Hn...it's like the Jewish Christmas...it's also called the Festival of Lights, they celebrate it for eight nights and it's starts at sunset on the 25th day of Kislev.

But you still bought yourself a present for another year of gracing the world... Worlds.

So you're doing a benefit thing around Christmas 'cause it gets more attention and it's good for your helping-people image. Which means Christmas ain't just a day for you, specifically, to be doin' charity things... and Hanukkah is a longer foreign Christmas. And, what's a Kislev?

You mean Viola? She was a gift from someone else.

I think...most people feel more charitable around Christmas...whether it's because they think all of their good deeds and good will to man count for more...I'm not sure. For some reason people feel more moved to do things for others so it should be a time of year for everyone to be doing charitable things.

Hanukkah isn't exactly a foreign Christmas, it's a Jewish Christmas and Jewish individuals live...all over the world. I think the bulk of the population are in America and in Israel. And Kislev is the ninth month on the Hebrew calendar: Nissan, Iyar, Sivan, Tammuz, Av, Elul, Tishri, Cheshvan, Kislev, Tevet, Shevat, Adar...and on a leap year you have Adar I and Adar Beit.

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