Accidental Video

[glimmerous_fop]

[See Klavier...he's fast asleep on a long and broad red couch, he's probably so much cuter asleep than when he's awake. It looks to be the middle of the day, an unusual time for sleeping, but he is out cold and he's not the most interesting thing on the couch. No, peeking out from underneath Klavier's hand where it is very content and warm is this little creature and on the edge of the couch Vongole can be seen, his head resting on Klavier's arm and he's watching the creature very intently, whimpering softly]

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[Video]

[herrglimmerous.livejournal.com]

If you're trying to offend me it won't work, I have Viola so I'm content.

It's fortunate for me that I'm not a dumbass.

[Video]

[material_guy]

Good. 'Cause it's pretty short notice. Money's not a thing to you. You know what all you already got. You know more about the stuff you're into. There's not really anything good I could get you that you wouldn't have already got yourself if you wanted it. And I wouldn't really know where to send anything or how to get it to you. Which is basically a good thing, I mean, it's kept me from coming to kick your ass before...

Re: [Video]

[herrglimmerous.livejournal.com]

Well there's always the fun, immaterial, and inexpensive gift. If you were thinking about it.

[Video]

[material_guy]

Fn. If I was thinking about it, that'd be the one present where the thought alone wouldn't count. Just the thought'd about the meanest thing I could give you.

[Video]

[herrglimmerous.livejournal.com]

Then I'd have to ask you exactly what you were thinking about.

[Video]

[material_guy]

Didn't I answer that one already? Nothing.

[Video]

[herrglimmerous.livejournal.com]

Well, I already knew that.

[Video]

[material_guy]

'cause yer not a dumbass.

Re: [Video]

[herrglimmerous.livejournal.com]

Naturally, but just in case you were thinking about it and thinking something odd that would make you think about the meanest thing you could give me then I might have been thinking about something more artistic and less what you were thinking I was thinking. Since we're still supposing.

[Video]

[material_guy]

But that's impossible even if we're just bein' hypothetical. Unless you're supposing you're a dumbass on two counts, when I'm over here not-so-hypothetically callin' you not a dumbass on two counts. Then we'd cancel out and end up supposing yer not a dumbass, but not too sharp either. I might be able to think about you makin' one stupid slip here and there but I'm too simple to imagine somethin' as complex as you bein' dull or even just average for too long.

[Video]

[herrglimmerous.livejournal.com]

Are you saying you don't have a single artistic bone in your body?

[Video]

[material_guy]

Bingo. You'd be an idiot for expecting something and then an idiot for even wanting something like that as a joke.

Re: [Video]

[herrglimmerous.livejournal.com]

But if I were expecting something, finger paintings are easy.

[Video]

[material_guy]

Finger paint this. [Flips him the bird.] What am I, a kindergartner?

[Video]

[herrglimmerous.livejournal.com]

See, now, stick some paint on that and slap it on a piece of paper.

[Video]

[material_guy]

You that desperate to get a birthday present from me?

[Video]

[herrglimmerous.livejournal.com]

No, now I just want to see a Greed original finger painting.

[Video]

[material_guy]

I don't got a way to deliver anything to you anyway. What day's yer birthday, exactly? I might think about it.

[Video]

[herrglimmerous.livejournal.com]

But if it's a painting all you have to do is turn the video on and hold it up.

Hm? It's four days from now...on the eighth.

[Video]

[material_guy]

I might think about it.

[Video]

[herrglimmerous.livejournal.com]

Don't think too hard about it.