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[glimmerous_fop]

So...as it turns out that hangover wasn't a hangover at all...it's actually a very funny story! I went to the doctor, he ran some tests....an hour later I was pregnant! So when it comes to partying I've still got it.

On the plus side...there's that nail in your coffin Rufus. On the minus...my body! I knew it wasn't my imagination, I am busting out of my bust!

Comments

[shinra-pwnsjoo.livejournal.com]

No.

[herrglimmerous.livejournal.com]

No what?

[shinra-pwnsjoo.livejournal.com]

No, you're not pregnant.

[herrglimmerous.livejournal.com]

The results beg to differ...and so do my breasts.

[shinra-pwnsjoo.livejournal.com]

That is horrible news.

[herrglimmerous.livejournal.com]

For who? You? I can't possibly understand why.

1/3

[material_guy]

2/3

[material_guy]

A.... u...... e... th-... I... so, you. Whose. Can.

Right?

Bust. Not. It's.

You. YOU.

We. But.

Allowed, no, it's even...

But you went out with girls last night...

Right, so I'll just find him and kill him...

No, it'd still...

And that's none of my business---wait a minute, this is definitely my business!!

YOU.

Was... but, like... so...

Eh heh... haa... ha ha ha..... haaaa....

3/3

[material_guy]

GYA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!

I get it, I get it!

But, before y'go trolling the family like this, couldn'tcha let me in on it first...? It can't be that fun messin' with me like this!


HA HA HA HA.... HA... ha... ....haaaa....

[herrglimmerous.livejournal.com]

I'd like to say it's a joke, but I'm ten weeks along...and this one is definitely yours...so you can't go and find the guy and kill him...because it would look awfully funny if you tried doing it to yourself.

[material_guy]

Okay, joke's getting old now, this's the part where you pull the punch line...

[hornyattorney.livejournal.com]

WHAT

[herrglimmerous.livejournal.com]

You're not upset because I'm having another man's baby, are you Herr?

[hornyattorney.livejournal.com]

I - no!! That's not what this is about at all! It's the fact that you're even pregnant!

[herrglimmerous.livejournal.com]

I'm a woman, it happens, Herr...but you couldn't possibly be as mortified as I am.

[hornyattorney.livejournal.com]

You're not supposed to be a woman!!!

[material_guy]

Ahh! It's you! The spiky haired kid! It's yours right?!? I'm okay with it! I ain't a jealous, violent husband type! She likes you a bunch and all that, so just claim it already...!

[hornyattorney.livejournal.com]

What?! No, it's not mine!! I'm not claiming anything here!

[material_guy]

It's fine if it's you! She trusts you, so you're probably pretty dependable! If you say you'll take responsibility for it, I'll only break a few of your bones for putting her through this! Small ones you don't even need!

[hornyattorney.livejournal.com]

I'm not dependable enough to act as a father, not now and not when even he - I mean, she knows it wasn't me! And you can stay away from my bones, thanks very much!

[greenwithme.livejournal.com]

Ahhhh! I'm so happy for you! I hope the baby is healthy!

[He's wearing the most shocked expression on his face as he says this...]

[herrglimmerous.livejournal.com]

Ah...thank you, Envy.

[greenwithme.livejournal.com]

It's going to be the most gorgeous baby in the entire world! Since you and the father are both so good looking... And it'll be super smart just as long as it's got even half of your brains!

[Gah! Can't... insult... them...! And this is a once in a lifetime opportunity s-sob!]

[herrglimmerous.livejournal.com]

You're so full of compliments today, keep this up and I might even let you hold the baby after it is born.

[greenwithme.livejournal.com]

I would love that sooooooooo much~♥ But you'll have to show me how to do it, so I don't drop your little bundle of joy on it's soft little head~♥