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[glimmerous_fop]

So...as it turns out that hangover wasn't a hangover at all...it's actually a very funny story! I went to the doctor, he ran some tests....an hour later I was pregnant! So when it comes to partying I've still got it.

On the plus side...there's that nail in your coffin Rufus. On the minus...my body! I knew it wasn't my imagination, I am busting out of my bust!

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[herrglimmerous.livejournal.com]

Cheap shots my tukis! You're playing pin-the-baby-on-the-man-with-the-unfortunate-forehead...insinuating I'd sleep with someone that short...Cheap shot? I'm acknowledging you as the best possible candidate!

[material_guy]

Fine, that was wrong, I'm sorry! It's mine! It doesn't matter whose it is anyway! The point is it's in you, no matter who put it there!

But, I can do with a little less crazy. "I'm angry! I'm scared! I'm vulnerable! I'm out for blood! I'll go apeshit on your ass if I have to!" And then you follow up that killer combo with a finishing line like that? I didn't sign onto the whole emotional thing in this marriage bit...

[herrglimmerous.livejournal.com]

Crazy I'm entitled to--but angry, scared, vulnerable...where are you picking those vibes up from?

[material_guy]

You just said---the whole mad at me, mad at being pregnant, the "my body!" stuff, the sudden fidelity scare, the drowning the sorrows--in juice and hot water--the whole... confessional bit.

[herrglimmerous.livejournal.com]

Oh the five stages of grief, I've been there, done that, worked it out with the doctor. I'm fine.

I'm just saying, I want to see a certain someone's miserable face over this whole debacle and I'll be completely satisfied.

[material_guy]

Fine, huh?

And as long as you get to feed off'a his misery, no Crazy Train?

[herrglimmerous.livejournal.com]

Oh absolutely, this whole pregnancy and child rearing thing is going to be a breeze. It's just my body I'm worried about.

Of course, his misery is like manna from the gods.

[material_guy]

A breeze.

[herrglimmerous.livejournal.com]

Sure, I have resources.

[material_guy]

Resources. And hormones.

[herrglimmerous.livejournal.com]

But more importantly I have resources.

[material_guy]

So. You're not expecting anything outtah me.

[herrglimmerous.livejournal.com]

I don't want anything from you that I can't give back. It's fine just playing this by ear.

Now if you're feeling unused I could remedy that.

[material_guy]

...You're suddenly pretty sane again.

[herrglimmerous.livejournal.com]

Well, I'm feeling a little better...thanks.