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[glimmerous_fop]

So...as it turns out that hangover wasn't a hangover at all...it's actually a very funny story! I went to the doctor, he ran some tests....an hour later I was pregnant! So when it comes to partying I've still got it.

On the plus side...there's that nail in your coffin Rufus. On the minus...my body! I knew it wasn't my imagination, I am busting out of my bust!

Comments

[herrglimmerous.livejournal.com]

I'm a woman, it happens, Herr...but you couldn't possibly be as mortified as I am.

[hornyattorney.livejournal.com]

You're not supposed to be a woman!!!

[herrglimmerous.livejournal.com]

I'm insulted. Do I have to show you my boobs, Herr?

[hornyattorney.livejournal.com]

No, that's fine. I really hope this wears off soon before anything horribe happens...

[herrglimmerous.livejournal.com]

Sorry, this kid isn't going away no matter how much you wish it.

[hornyattorney.livejournal.com]

At the very least I know for a fact it isn't mine. Just. No.

[herrglimmerous.livejournal.com]

Of course it's not, I only sleep with men who are taller than me.

[hornyattorney.livejournal.com]

...That's a relief. I guess.

[herrglimmerous.livejournal.com]

Don't worry, Herr, you might still have some growing left to do...you're 22 that leaves you with three more years. Maybe you'll hit an unexpected growth spurt.

[hornyattorney.livejournal.com]

That doesn't make me feel that much better but thanks for trying.

[herrglimmerous.livejournal.com]

It was worth a shot.