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[glimmerous_fop]

So...as it turns out that hangover wasn't a hangover at all...it's actually a very funny story! I went to the doctor, he ran some tests....an hour later I was pregnant! So when it comes to partying I've still got it.

On the plus side...there's that nail in your coffin Rufus. On the minus...my body! I knew it wasn't my imagination, I am busting out of my bust!

Comments

[material_guy]

Ahh! It's you! The spiky haired kid! It's yours right?!? I'm okay with it! I ain't a jealous, violent husband type! She likes you a bunch and all that, so just claim it already...!

[hornyattorney.livejournal.com]

What?! No, it's not mine!! I'm not claiming anything here!

[material_guy]

It's fine if it's you! She trusts you, so you're probably pretty dependable! If you say you'll take responsibility for it, I'll only break a few of your bones for putting her through this! Small ones you don't even need!

[hornyattorney.livejournal.com]

I'm not dependable enough to act as a father, not now and not when even he - I mean, she knows it wasn't me! And you can stay away from my bones, thanks very much!

[material_guy]

It really wasn't you...? Condoms can break, you know... I won't do anything 'till there's a blood test... It's really not about the screwing, so, c'mon, try to understand where I'm coming from here...

[hornyattorney.livejournal.com]

No, it really wasn't! Look, she just told me she wouldn't because I'm... too short... and if it is you, you should be shouldering the responsibility yourself, not trying to unload it on me!

[material_guy]

If it's mine, I don't plan on loading it off on you, that's why I'm telling you to admit it might be yers so I can put part of it off on you 'till it's sure!

...But if you never did anything, that's a dead end.

[hornyattorney.livejournal.com]

Yes, well, I'm glad you realize that now. Are you the, er, only possibility?

[material_guy]

No, it's a 100% open kinda screwing, but she's not cheap, easy or an idiot, so it's not like I can just ask everyone with a warm ball sack if they had a go at her...

[hornyattorney.livejournal.com]

I... see. I think. I wish I actually could help (more for her sake), but I've not a clue.

[material_guy]

It'd have been worth it. Even if you had to deal with this mess and some broken bones. You sure you didn't do anything?

[hornyattorney.livejournal.com]

I am sure! Find some other poor guy's bones to break!

[material_guy]

You make me sound like some kinda thug.

[hornyattorney.livejournal.com]

You do that perfectly well without my help.

[material_guy]

Anyone in this position'd wanna go off a little.