glimmerous_fop | (no subject)

...You're already probably good at it, huh? [The nerve of him, being better than Greed at something he's never even done before. He'll want to jump right on the expert course. Even after rolling all the way down it. Twice.]

I lived in Germany, Herr, it gets pretty nippy during the winter so I've gotten pretty good at winter sports...want me to teach you?

No. Don't let me cut into yer play time.

Well, no, you wouldn't be...and I couldn't leave you alone on the bunny slopes in good conscience, Herr. I think it could be fun.

I'm startin' to see why you wanted my company...

Alright, alright, I give, I don't want to put you off by making you think there's some underlying motive.

You mean by letting me know there's one.

Yes, Greed, I'm going to trap you in my world and turn you into a love slave. Of course not, but you'll get strange ideas in your head and all I really want is your company.

Not like I can completely blame you for tryin'. Can't fault yer taste, at least.

I'm spoiling you thoroughly so forget the conspiracy theories and come with me.

Tryin' to buy an opening, huh...

If you feel that way I won't force you to come, I don't want you looking over your shoulder or giving me suspicious sidelong glances the entire time.

This's how I feel about you pretty much all the time even when you're not offering me presents.

I still don't understand what you have to worry about since you have the ability to crush me if you want to.

Don't think too deeply about it. You're not very bright sometimes, so just focus on how to give me a great world tour. Spoiling yerself oughtta come naturally, and as long as I tag along for the ride, I should get pretty lucky.

I'll be able to relax if you relax.

Bullshit. You're so shitty at relaxing you went and missed your own birthday.

I had a reason to be on edge, did I, after that nightmare, I've been stressed ever since.

...Mmn.

Then, I'll take it just a little easier on you today. Think of it like a birthday bonus.

Well it's one of those things you think about for a while, Herr, I don't know how to explain it.

No, I mean... I'm sayin', I might've been a little... that's, it makes sense you'd still be kinda... I was... insensitive...

But, I'm alive, ja, even though it was a virus you kept me alive, because I could focus on you.

You don't gotta play the grateful good mannered kid with me. I bugged the nurses, made you read huge city maps before you got so much as a juice box in you and couldn't be half-assed to get you a get-well present.

I know...but you're Greed...isn't that I can only expect what you're capable of...I understood why you were doing some of the things you were doing...but you were the first one who showed up and you stayed. You didn't have to, I said you could go if you wanted, but you stayed and you kept coming back too. I can find some kind of contentment in that.

...You get all that, but you still think me going on a trip with you's something you gotta be all meek to ask for.

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