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I think I actually forgot my own birthday...and I'm not normally so absent minded. Old age must be catching up with me surely.

Though recent events taken into account I can understand why.

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So where should I meet you and when?

My place would be easiest, Friday morning, I should have things arranged by then, I'll drive us both to the jet. Does it work?

... [Greed's sure he's being difficult on purpose. Oh, any sane person would say he's being more than accommodating and pleasant, but this is Greed, a man of endless ulterior motives.]

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Uncooperative fucking shut-in, leave the house already... At a time when I'm gonna know yer gone...

Did you want to meet somewhere else at a different time...?

Fuck you, I don't need you to humor me. Do you want it now or then?

I don't understand, Herr.

Your birthday present.

Birthday...?

You had gotten me something, Herr...you didn't...need to do that...

I don't know when yer gonna be home, and if I bust in to put it in your house or something while you're home, you might freak out after what happened with... and you know... And I didn't know if you took time off work or... Should've just dropped it off as soon as I got it.

Oh...I suppose you should have my work schedule...but remembering something like that...

Yeah. Gimmie a schedule so I can break into yer house more conveniently. You're kinda messed up, you know that?

A key would make it seem less like breaking and entering wouldn't it...? So a schedule and a key huh...?

What am I, your old man? One pic of me banging yer mom and you feel like you gotta report in to me and all that? Shit. I'll just drop stuff off at your office. It's easier. I just figured you'd feel stupid carrying this one home with you. Much fun as makin' you look funny in public'd be, I thought I should go a little easy on ya for yer birthday. That's all.

It's not that, it's just I know you can world hop on your own now and that's a lot of power to have...there's something that I can have control over isn't there? That you can choose to use your ability to break in or you can use my key, or you can show up when I'm home or you can use a schedule that I give you...there's something secure in it.

You might be out for any other kinda reason. And either way I can just do what I want. It's just an illusion of control on yer part. And don't go giving me shit when I'm trying to give you a birthday present; presents like this, at least, get to go without the whole Equivalent Exchange thing.

I don't mind the illusion, Herr, since I don't mind you in my home whenever...as long as you don't hurt Vongole, Viola or Greed II...or my guitars...and I know you won't because...Vongole likes you.

But...I...don't understand...is there something wrong with giving it to me personally?

It's a problem if you get too comfortable with me invading in on yer life. But I guess I can just give it to you whenever.

I couldn't stop you either way ,could I? If I felt comfortable then maybe I wouldn't freak out. Anyway, it's alright whenever, I forgot my own birthday.

Think about how fucking weird it'd be to be bringing a girl home and have me already at yer house drinking all yer beer.

Should I ask you if you want to join in?

Did you know some chicks ain't into threesomes? They're not-into it enough to wanna stop doin' just s two-some as soon as you bring it up, even!

Naturally, but I tend to be into women who have a sense of adventure much like my own so it's never been an issue before.

Anyway, that'd be a little too... cozy. I got no reason to drop in on you anyway. We're not really that close or anything. I'd just end up at yer place complaining every time you came home alone, expecting you to pick up chicks for me.

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