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[glimmerous_fop]

I think I actually forgot my own birthday...and I'm not normally so absent minded. Old age must be catching up with me surely.

Though recent events taken into account I can understand why.

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[herrglimmerous.livejournal.com]

A key would make it seem less like breaking and entering wouldn't it...? So a schedule and a key huh...?

[Video]

[material_guy]

What am I, your old man? One pic of me banging yer mom and you feel like you gotta report in to me and all that? Shit. I'll just drop stuff off at your office. It's easier. I just figured you'd feel stupid carrying this one home with you. Much fun as makin' you look funny in public'd be, I thought I should go a little easy on ya for yer birthday. That's all.

[Video]

[herrglimmerous.livejournal.com]

It's not that, it's just I know you can world hop on your own now and that's a lot of power to have...there's something that I can have control over isn't there? That you can choose to use your ability to break in or you can use my key, or you can show up when I'm home or you can use a schedule that I give you...there's something secure in it.

[Video]

[material_guy]

You might be out for any other kinda reason. And either way I can just do what I want. It's just an illusion of control on yer part. And don't go giving me shit when I'm trying to give you a birthday present; presents like this, at least, get to go without the whole Equivalent Exchange thing.

[Video]

[herrglimmerous.livejournal.com]

I don't mind the illusion, Herr, since I don't mind you in my home whenever...as long as you don't hurt Vongole, Viola or Greed II...or my guitars...and I know you won't because...Vongole likes you.

But...I...don't understand...is there something wrong with giving it to me personally?

[Video]

[material_guy]

It's a problem if you get too comfortable with me invading in on yer life. But I guess I can just give it to you whenever.

[Video]

[herrglimmerous.livejournal.com]

I couldn't stop you either way ,could I? If I felt comfortable then maybe I wouldn't freak out. Anyway, it's alright whenever, I forgot my own birthday.

[Video]

[material_guy]

Think about how fucking weird it'd be to be bringing a girl home and have me already at yer house drinking all yer beer.

[Video]

[herrglimmerous.livejournal.com]

Should I ask you if you want to join in?

[Video]

[material_guy]

Did you know some chicks ain't into threesomes? They're not-into it enough to wanna stop doin' just s two-some as soon as you bring it up, even!

[Video]

[herrglimmerous.livejournal.com]

Naturally, but I tend to be into women who have a sense of adventure much like my own so it's never been an issue before.

[Video]

[material_guy]

Anyway, that'd be a little too... cozy. I got no reason to drop in on you anyway. We're not really that close or anything. I'd just end up at yer place complaining every time you came home alone, expecting you to pick up chicks for me.

[Video]

[herrglimmerous.livejournal.com]

I just think it would be a difficult thing for you to have a threesome with me and that knowledge would keep your visits to a minimum. Besides, what if I brought home a man? I'm a people person, Herr. And if you started complaining because I came home alone I'd just have to fill in wouldn't I, would it bother you that you'd be wearing me out too?

[Video]

[material_guy]

Yer young enough to have a little energy still. Get yer fill with as many people as you can as often as you can, since you never know when I might be there expecting to join in.

[Video]

[herrglimmerous.livejournal.com]

Of course you realize, if you do show up you'll have to wait, unless you can find an opening because I don't intend to stop for your convienience.

[Video]

[material_guy]

You should keep it hot 'n moving like yer tryin' to keep me out and like I might pop out from behind any corner any time.

[Video]

[herrglimmerous.livejournal.com]

That's right, you're pretty visual too, aren't you?

[Video]

[material_guy]

Not really into the voyeur thing, actually. I mean, I like lookin' while I'm doin', but the more of a spectator sport it is, the less fun...

So you'll just have to fuck 'em like rabbits all night every night for yer own sake instead of for an audience.

[Video]

[herrglimmerous.livejournal.com]

Well I'm a business man, recreation can only happen when it's not a weekday.

[Video]

[material_guy]

Wouldn't giving a guy like me free reign to come on in whenever be the worst thing you could do, Mr. Responsible Business Man?

[Video]

[herrglimmerous.livejournal.com]

It's saved my life a few times.

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[material_guy]

Once. I got a world hop for that kinda thing, so breaking down a door's nothing when it comes to stuff like that. You might think I'm the kinda guy who just does that kinda thing whenever he wants for any little reason, but...

[Video]

[herrglimmerous.livejournal.com]

Ah, well I count the last time as well even if it was a virus...and if it makes you feel better I don't see you as the kind of guy who does that kind of thing on a whim so I should be grateful for your help.

[Video]

[material_guy]

Were you so out of it from blood loss that I looked like some kinda nurse to you?

[Video]

[herrglimmerous.livejournal.com]

No, you were definitely distinguishable from the nurses...the fact that you didn't know what to do with me other than squeeze the hell out of me was a constant reminder...but I felt safer anyway.