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Hope everyone had a happy holiday. I was pleasantly surprised by my oma and opa this year. They flew all the way out to L.A. to see me...and bless them, they didn't bring my parents.

I didn't get back to the office until late this afternoon so it was a nice treat to find presents for me there too.

Henry, the book you put together is amazing, I'm sure it took you a while to find all of those compositions and put them all together like this.

That mirror you gave me, Herr Greed, is absurd...I love it. I spent an entire afternoon putting things in front of it...and I've found a very practical use for it.

Herr Justice, I'm not sure who Sheryl Nome is, but the CD was superb and so were the plecks! As for the finger painting...I wonder who gave you that bit of inspiration. It's going on my wall in the office!

Daryan I had a nice chat, sorry I couldn't stay a little longer, but visiting time was limited. Hope you enjoyed the gifts.

Danke Schön!

On a more serious note...is it un-neighborly to want to put up a hedge between your home and your new neighbor's home? I say this because I have these new neighbors...moved in not too long ago and they have a very interesting lifestyle. They're nice people and all but... I did get some very unhelpful advice when I went to the office. An associate of mine told me to write an anonymous letter...a brilliant idea in theory until you get down to the writing:

Dear Neighbors,

Not that I don't enjoy the view, but your bedroom window looks right into my bedroom window. I would be much obliged if you'd invest in some curtains.

Signed,
Anonymous

You can see the gaping holes in this can't you? And it's like watching a train wreck, you don't really want to, but when it's there for all the world to see it it's just kind of hard to look away. Then you want to go burn your corneas out with some liquid plumber. You see the dilemma?

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Sorry, sorry...my misunderstanding...but usually you'd beg to differ just to give me a headache.

I usually argue with you just when yer being weird.

Then you should have seen me earlier.

What, when you were peeping on your neighbors? Even I'm not sure if I wanna pick on that if it means getting into yer weird porn habits.

Oh not that, I'm talking about the mirror and I wasn't peeping, I was going blind from the horror.

...Do I really wanna know what weird things you do in front of mirrors, Pretty Boy?

In front of, underneath. Who's splitting hairs, I like it though. It's an interesting mirror.

...Underneath.

That means you...

For the love of...

I found a very practical use for it, as I said! Fit's nicely too.

I--Ah... fhht...ii... F-fits... he... it fits.... I knew he... but he... I thought he just... but... on the--in the...

Don't worry, the mirror is in a frame so it's in one piece. I wouldn't dream of damaging it just so I can be under it.

DAMAGE AIN'T WHAT'S WRONG WITH THIS! But if he didn't break it or put a hole or a crack in it, that means he... in the crevice? Or---ghyhhky... There's a limit to weird, even for you!!

Then what's wrong? But you know I do have limits they just don't apply in this case.

The limits to weird don't apply when it comes to yer love of you, huh? I think they apply. The limits apply and you just thrusted right on through 'em! Or not, if it ain't broken, but... it's just that the limit didn't break because there's probably nothing BEYOND that limit that's still just "weird" and not getting into just plain fucked up!

Yer weird. Really fucking weird!

A mirror on the ceiling is pretty tame...lets see...how can I make this seem less hn...I got it! This (http://pics.livejournal.com/herrglimmerous/pic/0000ea16) is my favorite room in my home. It makes mirrors above the bed seem alright, huh?

I guess there's nothing for it.

....So you didn't have sex with a mirror?

What?

NO! I put it on the ceiling! Who could have sex with a mirror?

This is you we're talking about.

Imagine how messy that'd be. Another person is definitely better than a mirror.

Yeah, but any other person's got the draw back of not being you. That could be a deal breaker for you.

What do you mean? Good looking as I may be I really don't want to have to compete with myself for my attentions. That would just be a problem for me.

Which part's the problem? The part where you're thinking more about how hot the other you is than about how hot you yourself are or the part where he's thinking about how hot himself is instead of how hot you are?

I'm competitive by nature, it would be a pain trying to compete with me. On top of that I already know know my own goods like the back of my hand. It would be a novel experience, but it would be too familiar to be much fun for long.

So in the end yer just any other bedroom partner that anyone'll get bored with after a while, even when the truest love to ever love is involved, eh?

I had no idea you thought I was a boring bedmate. See, these are the things you have to mention ahead of time.