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[Klavier doesn't really mind this virus, he's actually found an outlet for his sexy thoughts.

Art.

There is an array of sexy things featured on a table in plain view of his computer, each one of these sexy things has a clay model twin.

Klavier himself can be seen wearing a black tank top, a pair of jean and a banana not too far away. He's working on a clay sculpture of a woman. He's finished her head and torso and she's topless, there's something very familiar about her as well because she looks like this woman here.

Worrying a detailing tool between his lips he takes a few steps back. He holds his fingers up in the shape of "L's" creating a rectangular frame. He looks at his amazing work though the frame of his fingers.

After a moment he removes the tool from his lips.]

I think her boobs were a little smaller...

...

...Oh well...she can't say I didn't do her justice!

Comments

[hornyattorney.livejournal.com]

I would if it'd be necessary.

I guess I am pretty curious, but I'm trusting you in all this.

[herrglimmerous.livejournal.com]

Oh yeah? What would make it necessary? Where would I have to put my hands and lips to make it necessary.

Don't worry, as long as I have my clay, you're safe.

[hornyattorney.livejournal.com]

You know perfectly well what would make it necessary!

Hmph. Good.

[herrglimmerous.livejournal.com]

No, no...I'm not sure I do, Herr Forehead. You need to explain my limits to me.

Anyway, you should hurry over, this really has been bothering me and it seems like you're the only person I can talk to.

[hornyattorney.livejournal.com]

How about I just tell you not to lay a hand on me and we'll all be fine?

All right, fine, I'll head on over then.

[herrglimmerous.livejournal.com]

That's too boring, Herr Forehead.

Be quick then, I'll leave the door open for you.

[hornyattorney.livejournal.com]

You said you'd keep your hands on the clay anyway.

On my way.

[[Uhh, shall we do an action spam or I could always whip up a quick log in Apollo's journal?]]

[herrglimmerous.livejournal.com]

This is true, I guess I'll just have to use some imagination then.

Alright. See you then.

[[Action spam might be a little quicker, I have an irritating case of torticollis and it prevents me from sitting at the computer too long T-T]]

[hornyattorney.livejournal.com]

[Apollo's here like he said, walking through the door and looking ever so slightly nervous.] ...Hello?

[[Oh no, that sucks!! Hope you feel better soon <3]]

[herrglimmerous.livejournal.com]

In here, Herr [Klavier called from his vast living room with it's loud display of lights and contemporary furniture. He's surrounded by his many...er...works of art]

[[It's starting to feel better thanks.]]

[hornyattorney.livejournal.com]

[Apollo ventures in nervously, giving funny looks to all the 'art'. He's still hoping he'll get off lightly.] So... what did you want to talk about?

[herrglimmerous.livejournal.com]

[Klavier stops working on his model of Franziska when Apollo walks in.] What are you looking so jumpy for, Herr...come in...sit [Gestures to the couch] I wanted to talk to you about an old case.

[hornyattorney.livejournal.com]

I don't think you could blame me for being jumpy... [He sits on the couch anyway and raises an eyebrow.] What case?

[herrglimmerous.livejournal.com]

Oh, but look, my hands are busy at the moment so there's nothing to worry about [that's right because he's groping Franny again] The case...it's about eight years old, it has to do with that washout Matt Engarde...have you heard of him?

[hornyattorney.livejournal.com]

...Yes, well, even so, uh - [He sliiides away a little on the couch just to be safe and then perks up because omg they're going to talk about Mr. Wright!] Of course I have, he was an actor who hired an assassin to kill a fellow actor, Juan Corrida. Mr. Wright had to defend him evne though it was clear Engarde was guilty. [He frowns slightly.] Didn't they actually join the community...?

[herrglimmerous.livejournal.com]

[It's almost cute how Apollo hero-worships Herr Wright, but don't worry, Klavier won't laugh...he won't try to make a pass either...maybe] Yeah, they did join the community, I met Shelly de Killer in person not so long ago...and I'm wondering now if what I did was right or wrong.

[hornyattorney.livejournal.com]

What?! [Apollo just. Stares.] You met the assassin? Why the heeck did you do that?

[herrglimmerous.livejournal.com]

Well...that's sort of what I wanted to talk about, Herr. I tried to convince him not to kill Matt Engarde [don't stare like that, it's creepy.]

[hornyattorney.livejournal.com]

That's just crazy. [He leans back a little and does stop staring quite so much.] ...Did he agree?

[herrglimmerous.livejournal.com]

I thought so too, but that was after the fact [Klavier's working a look of innocence onto his face] Oh...he agreed to many things, but when I tried to encourage him not to kill Herr Engarde he simply danced right under me. It's not like when you're in a courtroom and you can push all you want...he promised not to kill me though.

[hornyattorney.livejournal.com]

[Apollo just rolls his eyes at that innocent look. You don't fool him, Klavier.] I'm glad you at least got him to promise that. But Engarde betrayed him completely, did you really think that de Killer would agree to leave him alone?

[herrglimmerous.livejournal.com]

[Awww darn! Klavier abandons his Franziska model and plops down in a seat opposite of Apollo] Well...I wasn't going to assume that I could, but I thought I could convince him--I'm very persuasive, you know. Though I think I managed to send him into hiding instead.

[hornyattorney.livejournal.com]

[Apollo tries his best not to appear too nervous when Klavier stops working on the model, though he's not all that successful.] I guess that's better than nothing. He'd have to reveal himself to go after the guy... why did you try in the first place?

[herrglimmerous.livejournal.com]

[He can see that you're nervous, Apollo, you'd better stop. It's cute.] Well, you see, I revealed to him that Herr Engarde betrayed him, unintentionally--he posted anonymously. It was during one of those viruses, he was a kid and he wanted to know what the Shell card meant and I was trying to figure out who he was and it all came out in the wash. So I felt responsible. Not that Herr Engarde isn't scum...but there you have it.