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[Klavier doesn't really mind this virus, he's actually found an outlet for his sexy thoughts.

Art.

There is an array of sexy things featured on a table in plain view of his computer, each one of these sexy things has a clay model twin.

Klavier himself can be seen wearing a black tank top, a pair of jean and a banana not too far away. He's working on a clay sculpture of a woman. He's finished her head and torso and she's topless, there's something very familiar about her as well because she looks like this woman here.

Worrying a detailing tool between his lips he takes a few steps back. He holds his fingers up in the shape of "L's" creating a rectangular frame. He looks at his amazing work though the frame of his fingers.

After a moment he removes the tool from his lips.]

I think her boobs were a little smaller...

...

...Oh well...she can't say I didn't do her justice!

Comments

[hornyattorney.livejournal.com]

It's a good outlet, I guess... though I don't think she'll be very impressed with you.

[herrglimmerous.livejournal.com]

I'm not afraid. Shall I do one of you too, Justice? Though you might have to come and model for me because I haven't seen you naked.

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[hornyattorney.livejournal.com]

[hornyattorney.livejournal.com]

That's all right, really, don't trouble yourself!

[herrglimmerous.livejournal.com]

No, I'm trying to challenge myself artistically! Don't you want to help me Herr? You don't want me to have to deal with a sexual harassment lawsuit would you? I need this outlet!

Besides there are things I've been meaning to talk to you about anyway, you can just model at the same time! Two birds.

[hornyattorney.livejournal.com]

Isn't this a form of harassment already?! I'd be quite happy to talk to you but I am absolutely not modelling naked for you, so you can put that right out of your head!

[herrglimmerous.livejournal.com]

True, but you wouldn't file a lawsuit against me. Ah, but you would have to model, you see if I'm doing a sculpture of you I would have my hands in the clay. If we were talking face to face there is no guarantee I could keep my hands off of you anyway. Do you see how this works?

[hornyattorney.livejournal.com]

You'd be surprised.

...I'll model but I won't do it naked, take it or leave it.

[herrglimmerous.livejournal.com]

You know you'd be up to your eyeballs if you tried.

Shirtless.

[hornyattorney.livejournal.com]

I would not! I can handle myself, contrary to what everyone else seems to think.

...I can't believe you're so serious about this. Fine. And nothing... funny.

[herrglimmerous.livejournal.com]

Oh, I know you can Herr...you're good, very good...but that won't stop me from giving you a run for your money.

What can I say, it's a virus, and yeah I'll even have you, not that you're a consolation prize...so this is better don't you think?

[hornyattorney.livejournal.com]

Well, it'd be boring if you didn't.

I'm only agreeing because I'm wondering what you want to talk about, and I have this feeling you wouldn't tell me otherwise.

[herrglimmerous.livejournal.com]

I still can't see you taking me on in a sexual harassment suit.

This is true, but you must be awfully curious if you're willing to brave my home under the circumstances.

[hornyattorney.livejournal.com]

I would if it'd be necessary.

I guess I am pretty curious, but I'm trusting you in all this.

[herrglimmerous.livejournal.com]

Oh yeah? What would make it necessary? Where would I have to put my hands and lips to make it necessary.

Don't worry, as long as I have my clay, you're safe.

[hornyattorney.livejournal.com]

You know perfectly well what would make it necessary!

Hmph. Good.

[herrglimmerous.livejournal.com]

No, no...I'm not sure I do, Herr Forehead. You need to explain my limits to me.

Anyway, you should hurry over, this really has been bothering me and it seems like you're the only person I can talk to.

[hornyattorney.livejournal.com]

How about I just tell you not to lay a hand on me and we'll all be fine?

All right, fine, I'll head on over then.

[herrglimmerous.livejournal.com]

That's too boring, Herr Forehead.

Be quick then, I'll leave the door open for you.

[hornyattorney.livejournal.com]

You said you'd keep your hands on the clay anyway.

On my way.

[[Uhh, shall we do an action spam or I could always whip up a quick log in Apollo's journal?]]

[herrglimmerous.livejournal.com]

This is true, I guess I'll just have to use some imagination then.

Alright. See you then.

[[Action spam might be a little quicker, I have an irritating case of torticollis and it prevents me from sitting at the computer too long T-T]]

[hornyattorney.livejournal.com]

[Apollo's here like he said, walking through the door and looking ever so slightly nervous.] ...Hello?

[[Oh no, that sucks!! Hope you feel better soon <3]]

[herrglimmerous.livejournal.com]

In here, Herr [Klavier called from his vast living room with it's loud display of lights and contemporary furniture. He's surrounded by his many...er...works of art]

[[It's starting to feel better thanks.]]

[hornyattorney.livejournal.com]

[Apollo ventures in nervously, giving funny looks to all the 'art'. He's still hoping he'll get off lightly.] So... what did you want to talk about?

[herrglimmerous.livejournal.com]

[Klavier stops working on his model of Franziska when Apollo walks in.] What are you looking so jumpy for, Herr...come in...sit [Gestures to the couch] I wanted to talk to you about an old case.