Herr...you're supposed to be a classy guy, I thought you would understand luxury...come here and look...[Klavier waves Greed toward the bed, before pulling up a corner of the bed sheet in an attempt to explain his strange behavior.]...these sheets are made of the finest merino wool backed with a thousand-count Egyptian cotton...but look closer these hand-made sheets are also threaded with gold. I can promise you that has nothing to do with why I swallow...that's something I do because I figure it gives you some pleasure...but I won't do it if it doesn't please you.