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[glimmerous_fop]

Hope everyone had a happy holiday. I was pleasantly surprised by my oma and opa this year. They flew all the way out to L.A. to see me...and bless them, they didn't bring my parents.

I didn't get back to the office until late this afternoon so it was a nice treat to find presents for me there too.

Henry, the book you put together is amazing, I'm sure it took you a while to find all of those compositions and put them all together like this.

That mirror you gave me, Herr Greed, is absurd...I love it. I spent an entire afternoon putting things in front of it...and I've found a very practical use for it.

Herr Justice, I'm not sure who Sheryl Nome is, but the CD was superb and so were the plecks! As for the finger painting...I wonder who gave you that bit of inspiration. It's going on my wall in the office!

Daryan I had a nice chat, sorry I couldn't stay a little longer, but visiting time was limited. Hope you enjoyed the gifts.

Danke Schön!

On a more serious note...is it un-neighborly to want to put up a hedge between your home and your new neighbor's home? I say this because I have these new neighbors...moved in not too long ago and they have a very interesting lifestyle. They're nice people and all but... I did get some very unhelpful advice when I went to the office. An associate of mine told me to write an anonymous letter...a brilliant idea in theory until you get down to the writing:

Dear Neighbors,

Not that I don't enjoy the view, but your bedroom window looks right into my bedroom window. I would be much obliged if you'd invest in some curtains.

Signed,
Anonymous

You can see the gaping holes in this can't you? And it's like watching a train wreck, you don't really want to, but when it's there for all the world to see it it's just kind of hard to look away. Then you want to go burn your corneas out with some liquid plumber. You see the dilemma?

Comments

[herrglimmerous.livejournal.com]

I think we should just leave it at that, now you're giving me the impression that you think of me in terms of a woman. It's just making it worse.

[material_guy]

I'd have to be nicer to you if I really thought of you like that. A guy shouldn't even play this kinda game with a woman.

[herrglimmerous.livejournal.com]

Hm...unless you think of me as something that's in between.

[material_guy]

That'd be unfuckable.

[herrglimmerous.livejournal.com]

That's not true, come on...you've heard of the third gender, right?

[material_guy]

To me, unfuckable to me. When I want a woman, I'll go for one hell of a woman, and when I want a man, I'll go for a man. Anything else is just a nonalcoholic beer.

[herrglimmerous.livejournal.com]

I'm not sure the third sex is like that...I think the Hijra, Mona Ahmed, said it best: "I am the third sex, not a man trying to be a woman. It is your society's problem that you only recognize two sexes." It's like...a gray area.

[material_guy]

Aa. There're things like that. Women you don't wanna do it with but still wanna keep around. Yer nothing as important as that, either.

[herrglimmerous.livejournal.com]

I guess the gray area could be a lot of things. Eh...?

[material_guy]

Isn't it that you're just weird?

[herrglimmerous.livejournal.com]

There are a lot of drawbacks when it comes to this weird thing.

[material_guy]

But the woman thing was making it worse. Ain't you glad it's not that?

[herrglimmerous.livejournal.com]

I dunno, maybe, but I still don't get your man thing...it's not like it makes any more sense knowing that you think I'm weird.

[material_guy]

Would you stop making this a me thing when it's a you thing?

[herrglimmerous.livejournal.com]

Stop giving me all the credit will you? It's definitely a you thing, in fact I'm giving you this one.

/threadjack!

[greenwithme.livejournal.com]

Says you!

[material_guy]

Yeah, yeah, says me. Your Sweet Husband and whoever else can go fuck whatever they want.

[greenwithme.livejournal.com]

You're just jealous because you'll never know what it's like for the other half~♥

[material_guy]

I'll leave the jealousy bit to you. Don't you have some getting freaky to do, freak? That's what Honeymoons are for and all. Shoo. Shoo.

[greenwithme.livejournal.com]

Maybe I'm just takin' a break for a bit and looking for some entertainment elsewhere. Humans only have so much stamina, you know~?

[material_guy]

Nap! Eat something! Take in a movie! Call your mother! Read a fucking book!

[greenwithme.livejournal.com]

Already read a book! The one your little peach gave us as a wedding present. Thought it was a real riot I bet... Maybe I should think of a way to thank him for giving us such a thoughtful gift~?

[material_guy]

So you already read a fucking book. A book about fucking. Good for you. Now go watch a fucking movie. It's like a fucking book, with pictures. Fucking. Suits you better than writing thank you notes.

[greenwithme.livejournal.com]

But it's a gift I need to deliver in person, if you get my drift?

[material_guy]

No need to try and find him just to thank him. His thanks is in your happiness. Or something. He's generous and full of shit like that.