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Hope everyone had a happy holiday. I was pleasantly surprised by my oma and opa this year. They flew all the way out to L.A. to see me...and bless them, they didn't bring my parents.

I didn't get back to the office until late this afternoon so it was a nice treat to find presents for me there too.

Henry, the book you put together is amazing, I'm sure it took you a while to find all of those compositions and put them all together like this.

That mirror you gave me, Herr Greed, is absurd...I love it. I spent an entire afternoon putting things in front of it...and I've found a very practical use for it.

Herr Justice, I'm not sure who Sheryl Nome is, but the CD was superb and so were the plecks! As for the finger painting...I wonder who gave you that bit of inspiration. It's going on my wall in the office!

Daryan I had a nice chat, sorry I couldn't stay a little longer, but visiting time was limited. Hope you enjoyed the gifts.

Danke Schön!

On a more serious note...is it un-neighborly to want to put up a hedge between your home and your new neighbor's home? I say this because I have these new neighbors...moved in not too long ago and they have a very interesting lifestyle. They're nice people and all but... I did get some very unhelpful advice when I went to the office. An associate of mine told me to write an anonymous letter...a brilliant idea in theory until you get down to the writing:

Dear Neighbors,

Not that I don't enjoy the view, but your bedroom window looks right into my bedroom window. I would be much obliged if you'd invest in some curtains.

Signed,
Anonymous

You can see the gaping holes in this can't you? And it's like watching a train wreck, you don't really want to, but when it's there for all the world to see it it's just kind of hard to look away. Then you want to go burn your corneas out with some liquid plumber. You see the dilemma?

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Phhhhhht...

What? This is the one area you should be level with me.

GAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Getting the "guy to guy" thing out of you is too much! And then you pick it to be on the one thing that's... And... and... you're... pfftt...HnnnffBAHAHAHAHA!

I thought I was being pretty serious, I don't mind. It's the first time I've been called boring so I'm curious, that's pretty natural. And what's wrong with the "guy to guy" thing.

You're actually a pretty sensitive guy, aren't you?

If I was sensitive this discussion wouldn't be on the table. I'd insist that I wasn't boring, pummel you with insults and end it. I'm just a perfectionist.

The way yer doin' it's even more sensitive than just denying it and gettin' touchy.

'cause, I ain't the one who ever called you boring in bed to start with. That was you, sayin' you'd get bored with yerself. Any bed partner'd get boring once you got yer use out of 'em; you said as much, too. That truest love to ever love thing'd definitely be you and yourself, right? I just pointed out that you were sayin' you couldn't be the miracle that gets past that, even with yerself. If even you'll get bored with you, anyone can, eventually, but that's anyone with anyone else. Calling you boring just off of that would be calling sex with anyone boring.

No, I'm sure you used the word "bored." And yeah I'd get bored with myself if I know what I'm thinking, feeling, if I know where I'm sensitive and if I know all of my orgasm signs. All of it beat for beat. It's like this, people think differently right? So there's always room for different bedroom patterns and surprises. If you already know what the patterns and surprises are ahead of time it's not much fun. That's doing it with yourself. And you still think I'm boring if you think that I'd get bored with a bed partner after I got my "use" out of them. It takes two to have sex so I'd share in half of the boredom. So on some unconscious level you thought sex with me was boring and now I'm curious about it.

Also, as a matter of interest, would you sleep with yourself?

Anyone'd get bored with any one partner after a while. You'd learn their "patterns" even if they think differently. Everyone gets bored with a bed partner after they get their use out of them. You. Me. Everyone.

And... I'm not my type of guy.

Ach, that's pretty smooth, Herr. Pretty smooth.

Really, what's not to like? You seem to be pretty confident in your good looks. But I think I see your problem.

What's smooth about that? It's called "normal."

Even if I am tough for you to follow on a lotta things, I shouldn't even have to tell you the problem on this one.

It's smooth because you managed to find away to dance under my question. That "anyone'd get bored with any one partner after a while" line...I can't argue with that.

Of course, of course! You're a top! So you doing it with you would be a problem in that one of you would have to be submissive...but it's not like you're just going to lie on your back and take it. Unless you decided to cut your losses and opt to frot...then I could see it. Of course it's not the full course and that would still be a problem so we'd end up back at square 1.

It's 'cause it's a stupid question. It's a question you only asked 'cause you missed the point and got paranoid. Why the hell should I have to say something embarrassing 'cause you're sensitive?

Then you get it. I ain't my own play type, not my own look-type, not my type for any of it. Even if one of me lost a bet to the other me and had to do it or decided to suck it up just to do this stupid little experiment, it's the wrong kinda mind. It's fine if they put up a fight 'cause they want the top, but it's a real buzz kill if yer partner doesn't even enjoy the bottom.

What's embarrassing about it? I just want to know if you think I'm boring in the bedroom.

Yeah but...how would you know what the bottom is like?

You think I'd pass up the chance to hold it over you if you were?

I don't wanna know.

Well I guess that's true.

Eh? But you can't not enjoy something if you've never tried it which is why you're better off not having a full time lover.

So yer not worried about it anymore?

I'm so against it I couldn't enjoy it if I tried, so it is somethin' I can not enjoy even without trying.

Hn...nope. Unless you've got something else on your mind.

Okay, okay I'll stop heckling you.

Not really. But if you of all people tries to ask guy-to-guy, I thought I'd make sure it's all clear. Even if it's not a guy-to-guy kinda topic.

Guy-to-guy topic? What does that even mean? You're a guy, I'm a guy...that makes it a guy-to-guy topic...

It's a guy thing, you wouldn't get it.

In case you haven't noticed, I am a guy.

Sure. It'd be pretty hard to miss unless you were tryin' to look like a girl again.