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Hope everyone had a happy holiday. I was pleasantly surprised by my oma and opa this year. They flew all the way out to L.A. to see me...and bless them, they didn't bring my parents.

I didn't get back to the office until late this afternoon so it was a nice treat to find presents for me there too.

Henry, the book you put together is amazing, I'm sure it took you a while to find all of those compositions and put them all together like this.

That mirror you gave me, Herr Greed, is absurd...I love it. I spent an entire afternoon putting things in front of it...and I've found a very practical use for it.

Herr Justice, I'm not sure who Sheryl Nome is, but the CD was superb and so were the plecks! As for the finger painting...I wonder who gave you that bit of inspiration. It's going on my wall in the office!

Daryan I had a nice chat, sorry I couldn't stay a little longer, but visiting time was limited. Hope you enjoyed the gifts.

Danke Schön!

On a more serious note...is it un-neighborly to want to put up a hedge between your home and your new neighbor's home? I say this because I have these new neighbors...moved in not too long ago and they have a very interesting lifestyle. They're nice people and all but... I did get some very unhelpful advice when I went to the office. An associate of mine told me to write an anonymous letter...a brilliant idea in theory until you get down to the writing:

Dear Neighbors,

Not that I don't enjoy the view, but your bedroom window looks right into my bedroom window. I would be much obliged if you'd invest in some curtains.

Signed,
Anonymous

You can see the gaping holes in this can't you? And it's like watching a train wreck, you don't really want to, but when it's there for all the world to see it it's just kind of hard to look away. Then you want to go burn your corneas out with some liquid plumber. You see the dilemma?

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A mirror on the ceiling is pretty tame...lets see...how can I make this seem less hn...I got it! This (http://pics.livejournal.com/herrglimmerous/pic/0000ea16) is my favorite room in my home. It makes mirrors above the bed seem alright, huh?

I guess there's nothing for it.

....So you didn't have sex with a mirror?

What?

NO! I put it on the ceiling! Who could have sex with a mirror?

This is you we're talking about.

Imagine how messy that'd be. Another person is definitely better than a mirror.

Yeah, but any other person's got the draw back of not being you. That could be a deal breaker for you.

What do you mean? Good looking as I may be I really don't want to have to compete with myself for my attentions. That would just be a problem for me.

Which part's the problem? The part where you're thinking more about how hot the other you is than about how hot you yourself are or the part where he's thinking about how hot himself is instead of how hot you are?

I'm competitive by nature, it would be a pain trying to compete with me. On top of that I already know know my own goods like the back of my hand. It would be a novel experience, but it would be too familiar to be much fun for long.

So in the end yer just any other bedroom partner that anyone'll get bored with after a while, even when the truest love to ever love is involved, eh?

I had no idea you thought I was a boring bedmate. See, these are the things you have to mention ahead of time.

I can't tell if yer fishing for me to tell you that's wrong or if you're really that stupid.

Ah! But you're the one who said it and you've had sex with me so it's really something you should tell a guy! On a guy to guy level!

Phhhhhht...

What? This is the one area you should be level with me.

GAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Getting the "guy to guy" thing out of you is too much! And then you pick it to be on the one thing that's... And... and... you're... pfftt...HnnnffBAHAHAHAHA!

I thought I was being pretty serious, I don't mind. It's the first time I've been called boring so I'm curious, that's pretty natural. And what's wrong with the "guy to guy" thing.

You're actually a pretty sensitive guy, aren't you?

If I was sensitive this discussion wouldn't be on the table. I'd insist that I wasn't boring, pummel you with insults and end it. I'm just a perfectionist.

The way yer doin' it's even more sensitive than just denying it and gettin' touchy.

'cause, I ain't the one who ever called you boring in bed to start with. That was you, sayin' you'd get bored with yerself. Any bed partner'd get boring once you got yer use out of 'em; you said as much, too. That truest love to ever love thing'd definitely be you and yourself, right? I just pointed out that you were sayin' you couldn't be the miracle that gets past that, even with yerself. If even you'll get bored with you, anyone can, eventually, but that's anyone with anyone else. Calling you boring just off of that would be calling sex with anyone boring.

No, I'm sure you used the word "bored." And yeah I'd get bored with myself if I know what I'm thinking, feeling, if I know where I'm sensitive and if I know all of my orgasm signs. All of it beat for beat. It's like this, people think differently right? So there's always room for different bedroom patterns and surprises. If you already know what the patterns and surprises are ahead of time it's not much fun. That's doing it with yourself. And you still think I'm boring if you think that I'd get bored with a bed partner after I got my "use" out of them. It takes two to have sex so I'd share in half of the boredom. So on some unconscious level you thought sex with me was boring and now I'm curious about it.

Also, as a matter of interest, would you sleep with yourself?

Anyone'd get bored with any one partner after a while. You'd learn their "patterns" even if they think differently. Everyone gets bored with a bed partner after they get their use out of them. You. Me. Everyone.

And... I'm not my type of guy.

Ach, that's pretty smooth, Herr. Pretty smooth.

Really, what's not to like? You seem to be pretty confident in your good looks. But I think I see your problem.