glimmerous_fop | (no subject)

Fishing for compliments?

Not exactly, just wondering how it is I could be less sexier as a girl than a guy. Then I can't help thinking that with me you might be gender specific.

Now you're the one over thinking things.

Maybe, but the question is whether or not I'm right.

Persistent, ain't you? It's not that yer not hot as a girl. It's just a matter of style. You're still classy and shit as a MILF and all that, but... it's jewelry and swords again. Guard dogs and breeding dogs. Melons and peaches.

I don't think I can rebuttal without sounding too complex...I'll assume, stylistically there's something about my brother as a female that makes him sexier and that if he were still a female he'd be sexier, ja? Peaches have nothing to do with it!

Actually I meant girl-you and you-you are different like that. I dunno your sister-brother that well, but it's not a matter of "he'd be sexier as a girl," it's a matter of "that guy ain't hot at all."

Or are you askin' if him as a girl is hotter than you as a guy?

I was asking if Kristoph as a girl would be hotter than I am as a guy...but here we are, speaking of it.

Gonna be jealous if your non-existent sister-brother wins? You got a pretty healthy ego, but some people get such a case of sibling rivalry goin' that it's hard to stomach losing even a coin toss to 'em.

[Greed just struck a chord!] That's not...why the hell would I...?

This is a dull topic anyway, Herr.

"Dull topic" says the guy who was so pushy about it before. You sayin' you don't wanna hear the answer no more? Even though it's swords and jewelry, you were the one who said one can be as pretty as the other. I could try to tab out a winner if it means that much to ya, Pretty Boy!

Jealousy and competitiveness are two entirely different things and I'd rather not get into it.

I didn't even want to speak of it plus getting a direct answer out of you is like pulling teeth.

Right. You and me are competitive. You don't skirt away from competition. So it's jealousy against the big brother, huh?

If that's the case, giving it to you straight's important, this time. It'd just be mean of me to make you sweat it out too much, since this question's about you, not me. But, hey, if you don't wanna speak about it and really don't want any answer at all...

Who says I'm jealous?

You're still beating around the bush, if you want to say something then say it. If you don't have anything to say that'd be a first, but I don't want you to give me an answer just because you think I'm jealous.

You win.

Naturally.

Naturally? Didn't seem so sure of yourself for a while there.

That is that, this is this. A win is a win, Herr.

If being hotter than a sister you don't have means that much to you... I'm, uh, glad I could help? Cocky gloating suits a guy I call 'Hot Shot' better than jealous sulking.

It doesn't, it's a matter of principle...besides the sister and the brother are the same person. I'm not jealous and I don't sulk.</small.

And what principle is that? Does principle mean yer upset about losing as a girl? Sulking is one of those things that's only cute on girls, you know.

Being good looking, is a matter of principle, Herr, and it's that simple. If it's cute then go find a girl and watch her sulk. I'm not sulking.

So you couldn't really think of yerself as good looking unless it means being hotter than a sister you don't have, because she's kind of like the brother you do have. But it's got nothing to do with her being your sister-brother, it's just about being good looking. You wanna know how you measure up against cute sulking girls, too?

If you think talking me in circles will make me admit to some kind of defeat, you're wrong. I'm not sulking. I'm telling you if sulking is something you find cute in girls then go find one. Nothing complicated about it.

I already told you you win. Whether you won some kinda principle or whether you won against a sibling you don't even have, I got no idea. But you're a few points ahead mostly 'cause you're fun like this, so you should be glad I like messing with you.