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[glimmerous_fop]

About this past virus...let us never speak of it again, ja?

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[maraich]

You don't miss him?

[herrglimmerous.livejournal.com]

A complex question, I can only say that it was not my goal to be a parent this early in my life.

[maraich]

Goal or not, it's hard to say goodbye to a baby.

[herrglimmerous.livejournal.com]

I didn't say goodbye, I woke up and everything was normal. I'm not a woman and I am not a parent.

[maraich]

If that's all it is to you.

[herrglimmerous.livejournal.com]

How could it be anything else? I have four days worth of memories and nothing before it.

[maraich]

I see.

[hornyattorney.livejournal.com]

...I agree.

[herrglimmerous.livejournal.com]

You prefer me better this way.

[hornyattorney.livejournal.com]

I'm used to you like this.

[herrglimmerous.livejournal.com]

Well, it's good to be back, Herr.

[hornyattorney.livejournal.com]

Er, do you have any idea why... all that happened to you?

[herrglimmerous.livejournal.com]

I'm pretty sure it had to be a virus...well naturally since I'm not a woman now and I am baby-less.

[material_guy]

Much as I wanna forget about it all, there's one really important thing to confirm. There is no hotter than hot sister, is there?

[herrglimmerous.livejournal.com]

Does this look familiar.

[material_guy]

Just familiar enough to crush a dream. I'm sure you'll be happy to know yer the hotter sibling again.

[herrglimmerous.livejournal.com]

So as women he was hotter than me? Well at least I know as a man I am pretty exceptional.

[material_guy]

Aa. Yer a guy now, so I can say it straight: yer sister was hotter than you as a woman.

[herrglimmerous.livejournal.com]

I never really thought there was much of a difference between us...well a few obvious things and the fact that he's much older, I guess.

[bare-my-fangs.livejournal.com]

Sorry, man. but there really isn't a lot out there that's better than you with boobs.

[herrglimmerous.livejournal.com]

There's no doubt in my mind that I'd make a very hot chick, the baby thing was a bit much though.

[bare-my-fangs.livejournal.com]

Yeah, the baby part was... really fucking weird. Let's not talk about that.

[herrglimmerous.livejournal.com]

Especially since I was considering you for a paternity test. It's probably better to forget.

So did you come out of this virus unscathed?

[bare-my-fangs.livejournal.com]

As if. You couldn't have gotten me within ten feet of thet thing.

I wasn't hit, but sex with a really fucking angry lightning demon takes a lot out of you. Good sex though.

[herrglimmerous.livejournal.com]

Couldn't blame you for that.

Angry sex with a lightning demon beats the hell out of being a barefoot momma, especially if it's good sex. You won't be too put out if I say I'm envious, will you?