glimmerous_fop | (no subject)

Aa. Yer a guy now, so I can say it straight: yer sister was hotter than you as a woman.

I never really thought there was much of a difference between us...well a few obvious things and the fact that he's much older, I guess.

We're talkin' about you and that guy right there, right? The difference is so huge it's like comparing swords to jewelry...

Hm true...jewelry and weapons are different, but a gilded sword can hold as much beauty as a diamond ring. So we could be equally good looking, but in different ways

You clear and away lost as a girl.

Is this because you prefer me as a guy?

Fishing for compliments?

Not exactly, just wondering how it is I could be less sexier as a girl than a guy. Then I can't help thinking that with me you might be gender specific.

Now you're the one over thinking things.

Maybe, but the question is whether or not I'm right.

Persistent, ain't you? It's not that yer not hot as a girl. It's just a matter of style. You're still classy and shit as a MILF and all that, but... it's jewelry and swords again. Guard dogs and breeding dogs. Melons and peaches.

I don't think I can rebuttal without sounding too complex...I'll assume, stylistically there's something about my brother as a female that makes him sexier and that if he were still a female he'd be sexier, ja? Peaches have nothing to do with it!

Actually I meant girl-you and you-you are different like that. I dunno your sister-brother that well, but it's not a matter of "he'd be sexier as a girl," it's a matter of "that guy ain't hot at all."

Or are you askin' if him as a girl is hotter than you as a guy?

I was asking if Kristoph as a girl would be hotter than I am as a guy...but here we are, speaking of it.

Gonna be jealous if your non-existent sister-brother wins? You got a pretty healthy ego, but some people get such a case of sibling rivalry goin' that it's hard to stomach losing even a coin toss to 'em.

[Greed just struck a chord!] That's not...why the hell would I...?

This is a dull topic anyway, Herr.

"Dull topic" says the guy who was so pushy about it before. You sayin' you don't wanna hear the answer no more? Even though it's swords and jewelry, you were the one who said one can be as pretty as the other. I could try to tab out a winner if it means that much to ya, Pretty Boy!

Jealousy and competitiveness are two entirely different things and I'd rather not get into it.

I didn't even want to speak of it plus getting a direct answer out of you is like pulling teeth.

Right. You and me are competitive. You don't skirt away from competition. So it's jealousy against the big brother, huh?

If that's the case, giving it to you straight's important, this time. It'd just be mean of me to make you sweat it out too much, since this question's about you, not me. But, hey, if you don't wanna speak about it and really don't want any answer at all...

Who says I'm jealous?

You're still beating around the bush, if you want to say something then say it. If you don't have anything to say that'd be a first, but I don't want you to give me an answer just because you think I'm jealous.

You win.

Naturally.

Naturally? Didn't seem so sure of yourself for a while there.

That is that, this is this. A win is a win, Herr.

If being hotter than a sister you don't have means that much to you... I'm, uh, glad I could help? Cocky gloating suits a guy I call 'Hot Shot' better than jealous sulking.