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[When the video cuts on Klavier can be seen kneeling in front of the laptop apparently aware that it's recording and with every intention of leaving a message, but he's simultaneously throwing clothing into a suitcase. The look on his face is borderline seditious so clearly he's ruffled about something, but he has no intention of saying anything until his case is packed and the lid is slammed shut. Satisfied by the haphazard job he turns to face the screen, if it weren't for a viciously crumpled up piece of paper sticking out of his pocket, he'd look nearly immaculate.]

Right...this thing...normally I wouldn't bother, but I may be out of touch and I don't fancy buying a new door. So, I'm going home for a while, I'm not sure how long and I may or may not be available...

[It appears as though he feels this information is sufficient enough so he ends the transmission and the screen goes blank.]

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I won't cry, but the compliments do lift my spirits, I won't lie about that.

Your teeth are white and I almost never notice your breath!

Hmmm...that...is comforting.

So yer good to go now?

It may be enough to keep me going for a while, it was a pleasant surprise anyway.

Well, guess a few compliments aren't gonna do anything for you yer own ego can't.

A healthy ego must be fed now and then if it wants to thrive.

I'm gonna have nightmares of your ego playing with its own tits at this rate.

Why would my ego have tits?

Feeding. Gl--Ah, that's right, you wouldn't get that one...

I don't get why my ego has tits so any explanation is going to be wild.

From bein' overfed.

Hey, I exercise my ego regularly, It wouldn't get tits.

It's a gluttony joke.

Eh? But when you make a joke like that all I can think about now is that stupid image.

So you do get it!

Eeeeh, but my ego having those kinds of tits, that's no good either.

Better not feed it too much, then!

Like I said, I keep him healthy. I know that it puts you at ease as well.

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