[And Klavier fiddles with some random gadget just lying around, seemingly interested in figuring out it's purpose as opposed to realizing he's being closed in on.] Irreconcilable differences. He's cute, but we have vastly different perspectives. He feels good, but I'd be afraid of taking him too far into my own alternate lifestyle. I can't even take you into my alternate lifestyle so he wouldn't have a prayer. He's got stamina, but he could easily suffer burnout.
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