That's not good. [Lick.] You were a lot of trouble for them. [Lick.] You can't deny them a good time with you. [Lick. A leather clad knee moves to press down on his hip, trying and mostly failing to keep him pinned down and take even the freedom to thrust away from him. No matter what Greed may say, he doesn't want to make it easy for Klavier to calm himself down. His tone is low and steady, but his hand is firm and quick, encouraging his actual motive.] So the best thing for you to do is save yer energy, just lay back and let me take care of everything. No grades or performances today. Ain't you lucky?
((ooc: In that case, one fine morning Klavier will have the pleasure of waking up with an unidentified several centuries old decrepit human skull next to him. He may have a hard time figuring out it's Greed's, but if he gets it near him in person, it will help him in such tasks as playing freeze tag with Greed, sending him into a panic, triggering thoughts of suicide to avoid being sealed, inducing uncontrollable spurts of bloody vomit, and 130-140 years of leather bondage! Optional padlock safe for safe keeping, shipping and handling, dead minion and jackass with Klavier's fashion sense not included, void where prohibited.))
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((ooc: In that case, one fine morning Klavier will have the pleasure of waking up with an unidentified several centuries old decrepit human skull next to him. He may have a hard time figuring out it's Greed's, but if he gets it near him in person, it will help him in such tasks as playing freeze tag with Greed, sending him into a panic, triggering thoughts of suicide to avoid being sealed, inducing uncontrollable spurts of bloody vomit, and 130-140 years of leather bondage! Optional padlock safe for safe keeping, shipping and handling, dead minion and jackass with Klavier's fashion sense not included, void where prohibited.))