accidental video - dated right after the tanabata festival

[glimmerous_fop]

[When the feed cuts on, post-festival Klavier can be seen laying draped on top of his sectional. A bottle of cheap, Fuki plum wine is sitting on the coffee table alongside a glass bowl with a calico ryukin goldfish swimming inside of it

He's still wearing his yukata, which is a simple taupe purple with white mitsu tomoe symbols riddled all over it. A somewhat typical man's kimono, but with an infusion of the prosecutors signature color.]

Nix da! Greed and his hootie mommas...it's Schaden whenever he's involved...should have known when he was going on about...special surprises, damn sense of obligation...Überraschungsangriff is what he should have said...[the party is still on apparently, he's ranting nonsense at a fish]...but I've got you...Greed 2.0...s'almost worth it!

Comments

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[material_guy]

Strippers. Strippers are a better way to celebrate me. Whenever you wanna celebrate me, you just set yourself up some surprise stripper and bam! I mean, I'm not really gonna have a face anymore probably, so, that's the best way to do it. In spirit! Spirit!

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[herrglimmerous.livejournal.com]

If you're going to be this immortal ruler of the universe people will want an avatar, a manifestation of this supreme being. Strippers are nice, but it's so temporary [his way of sidestepping] it's important for people to keep you in their thoughts and have visuals that are more constant!

[Video]

[material_guy]

Strippers last longer than fish.

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[herrglimmerous.livejournal.com]

In the right environment a goldfish can outlive a strippers stripping good looks. Tish lived for 43 years...even some strippers don't make it that long.

[Video]

[material_guy]

So you're saying I need my strippers to have a followup act. Japan does got another festival thing coming up...

[Video]

[herrglimmerous.livejournal.com]

Aren't we talking about Greed 2.0 here? He's going to need a great big tank...a huge kingdom of his own...yup...maybe a pond...wider is better.

[Video]

[material_guy]

[Video]

[herrglimmerous.livejournal.com]

[Video]

[material_guy]

Get me two trailers, four hot tubs, and a chef's hat!

[Video]

[herrglimmerous.livejournal.com]

I want him to be the longest living goldfish in the world...how is boiling him in a trailer while wearing a chef hat going to help...

...I'm not cooking Greed 2.0.

[Video]

[material_guy]

Don't be stupid. This's for the follow-up show. I know you're kinda stewed, but try to keep up with me here, Hot Shot.

[Video]

[herrglimmerous.livejournal.com]

Why don't I just rent you a penthouse with all those conveniences?

[Video]

[material_guy]

The whole show needs to be portable. They're gonna need to clean up after skinny dipping in the pond with that damned fish spawn you wanna name stupid things.

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[herrglimmerous.livejournal.com]

Greed 2.0 isn't going in the trailer, besides the strippers will kill him then where will my fabulous world record be?

You plan on taking the trailers back with you?

[Video]

[material_guy]

The trailer is for the strippers to sleep, bathe, change and be toted around in. If you're naming the fish after any version of me, it's gonna be a long party, keeping that guy entertained for his housewarming or whatever. Then we'll drive it over to Japan and do somethin' festive for that Oboe festival or whatever coming up. He'll wanna go to that. He's a festival fish.

If you're givin' 'em out, I won't say no. No idea where the hell I'm gonna put 'em, though.

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[herrglimmerous.livejournal.com]

Why don't I just rent a couple of platinum plus RVs so that I don't have to pay for a couple of trailers I don't even wand and you don't ha--

--wait...why should I shell out millions for your hootie mommas when it's all about Greed 2.0 being the longest living goldfish ever? Aren't you already spoiled?

[Video]

[material_guy]

What's the point of having a long-living fish if his life ain't exciting, huh? And I'm not spoiled.

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[herrglimmerous.livejournal.com]

So spoiled.

He's Greed 2.0, longevity is his highest priority.

[Video]

[material_guy]

What part of me's spoiled? You're spoiling 2.0 more than the original.

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[herrglimmerous.livejournal.com]

You're not jealous are you?

[Video]

[material_guy]

Of a fish.

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[herrglimmerous.livejournal.com]

So you get how that wouldn't make sense. Besides all I've given Greed 2.0 so far is a bowl until I can get his real home prepped. You've gotten more out of me than that.

[Video]

[material_guy]

When're you gonna give it a real name?

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[herrglimmerous.livejournal.com]

That is a real name! Should I drop the number? Or maybe call him Greedling or Greed Jr. or Mini Greed or Greedy Puss or Greed Mammon Avaritia Gier the First!

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[material_guy]

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