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accidental video - dated right after the tanabata festival

[When the feed cuts on, post-festival Klavier can be seen laying draped on top of his sectional. A bottle of cheap, Fuki plum wine is sitting on the coffee table alongside a glass bowl with a calico ryukin goldfish swimming inside of it

He's still wearing his yukata, which is a simple taupe purple with white mitsu tomoe symbols riddled all over it. A somewhat typical man's kimono, but with an infusion of the prosecutors signature color.]

Nix da! Greed and his hootie mommas...it's Schaden whenever he's involved...should have known when he was going on about...special surprises, damn sense of obligation...Überraschungsangriff is what he should have said...[the party is still on apparently, he's ranting nonsense at a fish]...but I've got you...Greed 2.0...s'almost worth it!

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Secretly sexy...

No, I'm not that drunk!

I got pretty good taste in girls, huh?

Greed's hootie mommas...yeah, they're beautiful...but...

What, that's beside the point!

Oh. What is the point?

The point is I have a fish...and that's all...just the fish.

Aa. Greed 2.0. Didn't know you were that fond of the other Greed, though.

Eh? But it was you who caught him huh? So, he's like a Greed spawn, so he's Greed 2.0.

There's a... There was a... Ah well, not worth tryin' to explain it.

Fish don't live that long, do they? Not too fitting to name it after me when I'm gonna live forever.

Yeah...but if you're going to be immortal, you're going to outlive everyone. You can't fault the Greed spawn!

The idea of me having offspring's kinda scary, so can you stop callin' it that?

Eeeeh? But fish spawn Herr, that's just the circle of life. If they didn't spawn then...who would control the weather? Tell me that?

Me. Eventually.

How...[wait...is there a point to arguing Greed logic? Probably not]...but eventually isn't right now, so you'll have to settle for spawny here.

[Greed sees you trying to avoid some ridiculous headache inducing conversation with him. He's just going to turn it back on you and steer this conversation into awkward territory on you, Klavier.] People only bother to spawn if they're either real lonely or wanna leave some memento of themselves to the world. I'm not lonely and I'm not gonna go anywhere so the world doesn't need a memento or nothin'.

Unless you just wanna name him after me to remember the great party I threw tonight. You liked it that much, huh?

Nein...the Homunculus that will formerly be known as Greed 1.0 is skipping straight to 3.0 so it's important to fill in the gap with a Greed 2.0 as a memento to Greed 1.0.

You cannot see the simplicity of this?

Iya, but, I'll still be known as me. I'm not getting a name change. So this formerly thing won't work, and there's not really a need for a number since it's all one big me... I mean, there might've already been a me-3. So since the naming number thing ain't simple at all, it's probably not worth doing.

Don't be so modest, the numbers are more symbolic of your giant leap! It's going to be a momentous thing, isn't it so you should celebrate you and what better way to celebrate you than this! It's like when you're famous and people plaster your face on everything!

Strippers. Strippers are a better way to celebrate me. Whenever you wanna celebrate me, you just set yourself up some surprise stripper and bam! I mean, I'm not really gonna have a face anymore probably, so, that's the best way to do it. In spirit! Spirit!

If you're going to be this immortal ruler of the universe people will want an avatar, a manifestation of this supreme being. Strippers are nice, but it's so temporary [his way of sidestepping] it's important for people to keep you in their thoughts and have visuals that are more constant!

Strippers last longer than fish.

In the right environment a goldfish can outlive a strippers stripping good looks. Tish lived for 43 years...even some strippers don't make it that long.

So you're saying I need my strippers to have a followup act. Japan does got another festival thing coming up...

Aren't we talking about Greed 2.0 here? He's going to need a great big tank...a huge kingdom of his own...yup...maybe a pond...wider is better.

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