Can't someone just go to all of 'em? If it's about being all philanthropic and into the good will towards man thing and civil and you-like, it'd be weird to kick up any shit about who's where. Also don't sound like my kinda holidays at all, but that's not the point. And for the record, I get invited to lots of parties, so it's just confusing for me 'cause of how you're putting it.

Speaking of knowing what to celebrate... you expecting anything for yer birthday from me?