Really? You seem like the type to make a big deal out of yer birthday. You know, [Lavishly outstretched arms and dramatic motions] "How lucky the world is that I'm here to occupy it with my good looks! [Attempt to air guitar--it is clear he's never held a guitar in his life] My music! [Cups his chin and flashes his best photogenic smile] My hotness! [crosses his arms and nods sagely] Lucky old world!" [When he's finished mocking Klavier, Greed plops back against the couch, much less animated.] or something...

So, Christmas is some philanthropic image thing you do. And, what's Hanukkah?