It’s just a role Herr, but I’m glad it’s convincing enough for you I guess. Of course I’m sure I’d be just as weird to you if the role was the exact opposite, one that required me to put on plenty of extra mass and grow a beard. Or would that just be detrimental?

Ach…well you seemed a little disappointed, maybe I was mistaken, the next time something upsetting happens I’ll be sure to come to you.